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[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 85 points 3 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 71 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

That's as dumb as cleaning your microwave when the heat sanitizes it every cycle.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 16 points 3 months ago

Or cleaning the inside of the toilet bowel -- it cleans itself, genius.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a turd is heated in there.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 13 points 3 months ago

Takes too long in the oven.

[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How did you take a picture of my college dorm's microwave?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Was it brand new? It's missing the telltale scorch marks of burned popcorn.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Ha ha.

Not so funny with my shower, apparently it was built with a material that will destroy itself if it gets wet, I am not kidding, if you do not wipe down the Walls every time you take a shower it ruins them. One would think a material that can get wet would be standard for shower walls but nope.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 10 points 3 months ago

Is that Peter Thiel?

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

If something fails so clearly at its basic function, can it really be "ruined"?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m confused, like is your grout coming off or is your shower made of drywall?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

My shower was made of drywall, which I found out about when mushrooms started growing through the grout. I was able to demo the whole wall with a single pull because the drywall had basically disintegrated.

That's why I had all of the drywall in that bathroom replaced with cement board.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My shower was made of drywall

Lmfao it's literally in the name. Who the fuck...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right? I couldn't believe the incompetence.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Never assume to be incompetence what could be attributed to cost optimization.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Which is what is it is supposed to be, cement board, hopefully with a sealant on the wall before you put the cement board on but either way, then tile over top. Or cheap linoleum bullshit. It is really expensive to have it done.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the tile guys quoted me on re-tiling the rest of the house, and it was like 1/3 the price of a bathroom. That's because a crew can knock out a house in very little time, while many bathrooms can only realistically have one guy working on it.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No it is some type of synthetic from the '70s. Like plastic-ish adjacent, all the old people knew exactly what it was when I got this place I can't remember.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Interesting, I know plastic tiles were fairly popular from the 50s-70s, but I’ve never heard of that being bad in the shower other than just cracking off like it does everywhere else too. I wonder what yours is?

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Manufactured homes from the '70s is all I know

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How have these survived on the wall for 50 years?

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We've wiped them down almost every time. I forgot once or twice for a number of hours. The main side wall was pockmarked when I moved in from being wet too much already though, but not to the point the water getting through yet.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But the humidity alone would destroy a non-waterproof material in a shower.

This doesn't make sense.

It will literally reach 100% humidity inside of your bathroom. That material doesn't need full contact to absorb water out of the air

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Wiping it down after use retains it's composure.

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

If they've survived 50 years, I think it's time to thank them for their service and send them on their way.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago

I can smell this guy through this meme

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Murphy's Law of Conservation of Dirt: In order to clean something, something else needs to get dirty.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The fuck is this tweet even supposed to mean?