Login with Pass A38 (Asterix referenceπ)
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Login with browser fingerprint
Are butthole prints supported by the same system?
I don't have a fingerprint reader ...
Login with log in an inn.
Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)
Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.
Verification can?
Login with passwd.
Me: 1234
Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!
Can I log in with my ass?
I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It's been like a decade.
No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass
Login with your mom π€£
I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol
PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID
I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.
Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.
A unique identifier potato.
"THIS IS MY POTATO!
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.
dont forget about log in with neocities
Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it
80085
Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard... π«
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What PDF should I use to log in?
yes
Yes, you did: OpenID.
I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.
Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.
It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.
"Login with your Address"
- Insert address
- Letter is send
- Introduce code from the letter to authenticate
Who will implement this?
There's some tax thing here where they send you the password by post.
OMG Verizon.
I JUST saw this yesterday when resetting my password.
I expect they just mail you a temporary password with 2FA turned off.
Token has expired. Please try again.
Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.
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I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.
credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration
Found the Filipino
It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.
I think you have too many pixels in this picture.
The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.
Login with soul imprint
Nooo, locked out of the system forever!!
:'''(
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