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You're missing at least five (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 22 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Can I log in with my ass?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It's been like a decade.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass