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[–] troybot@midwest.social 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This one time I drove to the park to take a jog before work and ran all the way home. Got ready for the day and was surprised to discover my car was missing.

[–] CreateProblems@corndog.social 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Okay wait this one is hilarious πŸ˜‚ I'm so sorry. Did you have to get unready and run all the way back?

[–] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 20 hours ago

Thankfully had enough time to walk there. I switched my workout routine to biking after that.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was laid off and found an old paycheck I’d never deposited and got it in one day before expired, just in time to pay my mortgage

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

It’s owed money, so you would just need to ask for a reissue. Then you wait a few weeks and then you built a new house and move three times and probably, shit, where did I just walk to?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 27 points 1 day ago

I have forgotten about a concert after paying for the tickets, I have forgotten about super important plans and didn't even send a text to the person I had them with until about 6 hours later (in fairness I never even got a text or call from them in that time, just a "where were you, I waited" when I called to apologize) and I have forgotten my entire wallet at a restaurant. Sat it down while waiting for my card back and put the card in my pocket and left the wallet on the table.

I have also unironically said this.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

i envy those that have perfect memory, they don't know the pain of forgetting.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

But they also don't know the not of rewatching a series for (kind of) the first time again, or rereading a book and getting surprises in it.

They probably get to drink their coffee while it's still warm and don't have to set 15 alarms starting a few days before in order to make it to a doctor's appointment on time.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

It also means they can't forget painful memories. It's not the ideal.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Silver lining: It's hard to hold a grudge when you forgot that you were angry at someone (or why).

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

When was that appointment?

Oh, yesterday.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The full 64k or the 38911 BASIC bytes free?

[–] sonic_veemo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Even a goddamn calculator has more RAM than I do, either number for C64 RAM is MANY TIMES more.