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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Flesh is weak. I crave the strength of steel and aspire to the purity of the machine.

The Omnissiah is eternal.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH! GLORY TO THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS! GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR ON THE GOLDEN THRONE!

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Conan, what is best in life?

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 185 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Classic violet08...

Wait wtf?!

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 108 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 142 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 63 points 2 days ago

YOU fucking thot.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 38 points 2 days ago

Fuck yeah, spread it!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a bisexual woman, yes please. Fat titties make the world go round.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 67 points 2 days ago (5 children)

NGL, fat titties SUCK when it's blazing hot and you've got a scorching yeast infection eating the skin under your girls.

Intertrigo.. SO not worth having fat titties.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I got my lady (huge hangers) one of those goldbon anti chafing sticks. It looks like deodorant but doesn't smell like anything. Wouldn't help with a yeast infection I'm sure. But, using it would probably help prior to the infection. Any day above 60 F she uses it. I found out about them back in the day in a hot boiler room with chafing thighs.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 103 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Coulda just wished the yeast infection away, but okay.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

waste of a perfectly good ninth-level spell slot

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

God bless you..!

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have a dedicated 72hr antiperspirant stick that I use for my underboobs and the crease at my groin area that I apply after every shower. Summer and workouts are so much more comfortable without the skin irritation, and the conditioning/protective barrier helps prevent friction.

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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was sure this was going to be violet08

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Lunch? Some fries motherfucker

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[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it wasn't all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

It's like Robert Crumb drew her. Me likey

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Comparison is the thief of Joy! ♥️

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As a skinny chick, yeah that is how it sometimes goes.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As a guy with fat titties, this comic is a lie.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a giant stocky dude, it do be how it goes.

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[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What is the original version of this meme lol

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 270 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve had this image on a Zip disk since ‘97.

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[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

I'd guess they both just think they wish they had the others body.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

<creep>What a coincidence, I want both their bodies too.</creep>

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna need a bigger freezer

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Alive, yeah? You mean alive. How creepy are you?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Obviously, it keeps them fresh for longer.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're thinking of vacuum sealing and freezing, I think.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

The longest lasting meat is in the unslaughtered pig.

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
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