Buy 2. Then pay them to get into a fight.
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Real madlad. 😂
I thought have the second dress as a sexy nurse, then another as a sexy cop. Then I realized I just ordering strippers for my own funeral.
Doing that would mess up the aesthetic
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You joke but I've told all my friends that's what I want. Send me off with a bang. Have some fun. Pop a keg or two
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Fairy certain everyone will assume it is an affair / secret lover. What you need is two guys in suits to open the casket right before it's lowered stab the corpse with a sword then announce "The thirteenth hour is at hand" then leave.

Ah man, this wouldn't work for me. I love the idea though.
