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[–] Saganaki@lemmy.zip 186 points 2 months ago (10 children)

It just occurred to me that younger developers may not see the whole joke here…

For those unaware, a magnet would corrupt/destroy the contents on the floppy disk.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

First thing i thought of, but yeah, most devs today have never held a disk like that.

Why do i always gets so extreamly nostalgic every time something from the 80s and 90s are posted... I guess everyone is like that, stuff from their childhood remains loved.

I think also because it was a fresh field, nobody knew IT so it was exciting. It was like a small interest, similar to collecting stamps or something.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

First thing i thought of, but yeah, most devs today have never held a disk like that.

Bruh, what? Younger millennials (aka 30-40 yo) were born/raised in the 90's. I find your claim hard to believe.

I'm in that group and I still dealt with floppies as a kid despite my family being poor at the time

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[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I use my old floppys as coasters!

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Ive never used a flippy disk but i did get the joke. Its silly and straight forward enough that im tempted to make one for my house lmao

A lot of older data storage was very magnet sensitive, so it wasnt too hard to figure out

[–] axh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the younger generation it might be a philosophical experience, because that is, The Icon of Saving!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Icon of Saving!

Sounds like something worth questing for!

(Ethereal choir singing)

☁️💾☁️

[–] derry@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

I was informed everything was stored on the cloud. Why would we need these things called "floppy disks" (which don't like floppy at all)?

/s just in case

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[–] username_1@programming.dev 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

We ed at y, sky and is a bad of is a. A it above d :(

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

I thought I was having a stroke lol, didn't even see the other magnets at first

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

Which is exactly what you'd read out of the floppy disk

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Totally dude!

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am old enough to understand this joke. Sigh.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Which of your joints pops the loudest?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My right one in particular sucks.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My whole body just sounds like Chester Thompson x Phil Collins as I walk around

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this a magnet you can buy? That would be a cool little gift

[–] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Finding the magnet is easy, but finding the save icon could be tricky.

[–] derek@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago

Just 3D print a save icon (thingiverse).

[–] john_t@piefed.ee 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"System disk erase, Restore do not"

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Don't dead, open inside

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Restore, or do not restore. There is no backup

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Do I miss the read/write speed? No. Do I miss the capacity? No.

...But I sure DO miss storage media that makes a satisfying "Kachunk" when loaded, and could be forcefully ejected like a spent artillery casing.

I've seen a few projects that stuff a bunch of flash memory into a floppy for crazy storage capacity, which is pretty cool. Maintains that nostalgia and commands much more respect than one of those ridiculously tiny little USBs that's easy to lose! :p

[–] T156@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

…But I sure DO miss storage media that makes a satisfying “Kachunk” when loaded, and could be forcefully ejected like a spent artillery casing.

Older computers just have a nice mechanical ambiance that newer machines don't replicate quite as well.

I don't miss having the time to go make a cup of tea whilst waiting for the computer to turn on, or having the monitor scream the entire time it's on, but I do miss hearing the hard drive spin-up, and all the POST beeps and drive stepper noises when the computer's booting up.

Floppy disks were a human size. When we need removable media now, it's either a microSD card, which are so tiny there's no way to label them, and thumb drives, which...USB-A is irritating.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I miss those "giant" zip disks that lasted like 5 years as a storage media. They were between 3.5 floppies and burnable CD Roms.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

I recently got into LPs. It's slowly replacing the default home music source. It's really satisfying to have solid physical media.

[–] matsdis@piefed.social 23 points 2 months ago

I feel old now. I can almost hear the noise of the drive trying to chew on this one.

Anyway, have some on-theme music video: BAD SECTOR by unfa (youtube.com)

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

I'd give it a 50 chance of still working. Those old ferrite magnets had relatively-weak spread-out fields. It obv would have affected the whole platter, but the drives/software were pretty good at dealing with weak signals. We had disks, we had magnets and some of us were youngish and bored. you had to be a little persistent to even fuck the disk up a little.

Now, you place a running AC box fan's motor right up to the drive, i'll corrupt the f out of the disk, i did that before.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

weed at y sky & is a bad of is a

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

this is art

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Honey i found that disk you were desperatly looking for.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

With 5¼" disks, it was more convenient to keep them in a ring binder by punching holes in them.

The other similar story I've heard is someone asking for the backup copy of a disk and being handed a photocopy.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

What kind of system are you backing up on a single 1.44 mb disk? I guess “restore” just had the restore utilities.

You could boot an old pc from floppy like what later would be called a live CD. Though you were constantly switching disks. Like if you ever played Monkey Island on 5.25” floppies.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I believe it's a practical joke and there isn't actually anything important on that drive.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you akshually’ing my akshually post?

[–] sip@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think he was letting you know you r/whoosh ed

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Not anymore!

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Older PCs couldn't always boot from CD. In those cases, you needed a boot disk. It had just enough OS to get the cd drive working and allow for a full install. They also allowed for basic repair or maintenance tasks e.g. resizing the windows partition.

Veterans kept a couple about at home. Nothing like the catch 22. "I need a boot disk to fix my PC/I need my PC to make a boot disk."

[–] brygphilomena@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

A lot of terraform and docker compose files could fit on a floppy still.

Actually, that might be a fun thing to play with. It might not have data. But you could back up a good amount of config and deployment information and have a system to restore data to.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

When the OS is DOS you can easily fit the entire thing on a floppy.

Mac OS system 6 too, I think.

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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

Imagine, if you will, the person who is wise to the effect on a floppy disk, but uses a CD instead (Or DVD). They use it a few times but then it too stops working. Why?

Answer:Repeated clamping between the fridge and the magnet scratches or destroys enough of the metal layer, which is on the label side, to the point that the disc becomes unreadable.

There's also that leaving a disc out in daylight for long enough can destroy its readability, especially if it's a user-written (burned) disc.

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