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[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 days ago

I mean, this is a cool hairstyle

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

really cool hairstyle but a pain in the ass to maintain. gotta get the sides re-shaved basically constantly

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average beardless guy takes to shave his face.

When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 216 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 149 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But she's also just one of the boys because she's a misogynistic lesbian.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Have you ever been confused for a man?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 week ago

boisterous laughter from all the guys

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

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[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Her father was the first one to fuck a Martian

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

Nah, that was me.

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[–] Hond@piefed.social 76 points 1 week ago (10 children)

For anybody wondering:

Yes and Christie Mack.

Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 111 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.

Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow, surprised trump didn't pardon him and put him in change of DHS.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Combat sports athletes and being an abuser/rapist. Name a more iconic duo.

No seriously, it seems damn near every top dog in that industry has a history of, at minimum, credible rape and abuse allegations. Almost seems like a requirement.

Probably explains why the majority of them are MAGA too. Rapists love other rapists.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah it turns out a job that starts by picking for people too violent for football and gives cte is going to have horrendous participants

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded "Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED." Apparently that was not the right answer.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He's a smeee...a smeee...a SMEEEEG HEEEEEEEAD

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cops and small town racism

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No

He called himself "war machine" and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.

She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead

Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it

Most people have the weird "she is a porn actress so she had it coming" thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Wait what... punched himself over tcp/ip? Like... because of?

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.

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[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Private Vasquez would like a word.

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[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

And if she's a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ain't nothing touched my nethers in six months weren't run on batteries

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