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[–] TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

They werent mexicans they were mayans, spanish came over and banged em' turned em into mexicans.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I tell you, there is nothing more Lemmy than people taking jokes/memes super seriously in the comments.

[–] Katrisia@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

The neurodivergent urge...

[–] j2k4@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

It's just reddit mentality but a few years earlier.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 67 points 2 days ago (4 children)

thx for the diabeetus

you know you don't have to turn it into corn syrup right? that crap isn't used widely anywhere but in the US

[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago

The crazy thing is, every time I have tried a yank drink with corn syrup that my country has the equivalent to without corn syrup, the yank one tastes like ass without fail, and leaves your mouth feeling weird.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Corn syrup is better than our other main use for it: Ethanol

Problem is that we have such extreme subsidies that vast swaths of farmers are now entirely reliant on corn subsidies. We make far more corn than we have any use for because of it

No politician wants to be the one to take away the insane corn subsidies because a whole lot of farmers will be upset, and the American public is generally unaware of how wasteful the subsidies are

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

Especially because most of the corn eaten in the rest of the Americas isn't sweet at all. It's more equivalent of rice, pasta, potatoes, etc...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

Seriously, grilled on the cob dipped in butter is the most bestest way to consume this sweet grass!

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't think it was the Mexican farmers that gave us diabeetus. I'd blame it on the sugar cartels in the US.

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can blame the sugar cartels all you want, The truth is if you’re an American, you finance this shit through your taxes. Corporations suck, but what sucks more is that people don’t realize they help pay for their own slow demise in the name of profit.

Fucking ag policies, man.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh for sure, the broader argument to me would be about sugar subsidies. I don't support subsidizing the sugar/corn/meat industries. If I had a magic wand I'd much rather those taxes subsidize more nutrient dense foods.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's a bingo! rest of the world doesn't use corn syrup

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

High-fructose maize isn't an Indegenous invention: that's a White invention.

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[–] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 1 points 14 hours ago

The maize isn't high-fructose; corn syrup is entirely an industrial product, made by chemically digesting corn starch. If the yield numbers worked out differently, we could all be eating high fructose wheat syrup or potato syrup, but maize happened to fit into our extractive systems the best, a sad fate for a beautiful grain.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The change from teosinte to maize involved a surprisingly small change to it's genetic code. Something like 5 genes.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

So there is hope for people with small dick size? 

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

I am perfectly average sized, nothing fancy there. I have however been told that my fingers are pure magic. And that's something you can practice :)

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

To become corn? Very little.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

To have fantastic sex with a loving partner, including becoming a father if you want?

Absolutely.

[–] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

"No baby, it's not small, it just needs to be CRISPIER"

[–] F_State@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Learn to eat pussy/suck dick or find a partner with an unusually small vagina/bussy.

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[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

thx for the diabeetus

fun fact, that is a eugenicist health scare campaign started by settlers to demonize indigenous peoples whose traditional diets are rich in corn.

famine and genocide are known causes of chronic illness. surviving colonialism is inherently disabling and heightened diabetes rates are a side-effect of that. it makes no scientific sense to me to completely ignore the social determinants of health and blame the diets of entire ethnic groups for their chronic illness rates.

[–] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

Mexico didn’t exist back then. Europeans hadn’t conquered and genocided and created states in the Americas.

This was native (indigenous) americans.

[–] Katrisia@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

But those native people are still alive and the majority identify as Mexicans (additional to their community's identity). They're often bicultural, bilingual, etc.

Are you really going to walk to Xochimilco, where there are still chinampas, and tell the people they should not take credit for them as a society, for example? As crazy as to walk to an ethnic German in Köln and telling him/her that the Köln cathedral and the... Cologne, sorry, whatever, and the food and the stuff is not really their heritage because "you weren't Germany until...". WTH? Then all Germans did during the Weimar Republic wasn't them. All they did as Empires wasn't them. I hope it's not an awful analogy.

Like, you're technically correct, but pragmatically it doesn't make much sense to me in this case.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

and turkey, they domesticated the turkey we eat...

[–] mmmm@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

and china, they domesticated chinese food

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (26 children)

Chinese food as we know, everywhere except China, is a purely American invention. It's history is really interesting, especially how the restaurant owners of the 80s convinced everyone MSG was poison.

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks a bit like Jonathan Davis

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