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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This is a joke but I lost 20 pounds so far just by eating half as much as I normally would.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s the way it works, you’re no joke homie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thermodynamics is a cruel but fair mistress

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago

She gives but she takes, equally.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Reminder to readers thay there is a stark difference between "cutting back" and starving yourself.

Smaller portions and less calorie-dense options make a huge difference over time.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's also much more sustainable. Make small tweaks as you go versus making big, drastic swings at your eating habits.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It is, the trick is it’s easier said than done for people.

It’s tricky to require your brain and overhaul your habits.

I say this as someone who also has lost 25 lbs. there’s a reason people refer to it as a journey.

I say this less to diminish your point and more for support of others who are going through this thinking “man this is impossible but everyone makes it sound easy”. It’s not. It’s a marathon not a sprint.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

no reason to ai pennyworth over ronald. mr McDonald has a vastly greater kill count.

edit: pennywise

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I've changed my mind. Pennywise working at mcd's because ronald is the vastly more successful killer clown is hilarious

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[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This but unironically. It's a way more efficient way to lose weight than exercise. And it doesn't come with the Ozempic side effects

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

I lost 35kg within 8 months by going hardcore on controlling my diet. I did have to eat more once I started exercising, which I needed to because all the muscle was melting away right along the fat. It definitely works, but I did "fall off the wagon" once I stopped counting the calories. Now I'm trying to find that long term balance of sport and diet I can maintain in the long run.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It can definitely have side effects. Psychological (eating disorders, debilitating feeling of hunger) and physical (unbalanced diet, or fatigue because the body gets in the "oh fuck must conserve energy" mode).

There is no one size fits all solution. A random 50 year old IT worker with a sedentary lifestyle and a Big Mac diet does not need the same help as a physically active 25 year old with severe hormonal imbalances. Using Ozempic is bad in the former case, but so is shaming the latter person for relying on it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Intermittent fasting/OMAD and light exercise (walking, a bit of cycling) is in my opinion a way easier to drop massive amounts of weight in a short time. Light exercise keeps your body healthy while operating at a caloric defecit

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[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"If you legitimately don't consent to the calories, the body has a way of trying to shut that whole thing down." - Todd Akin

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean......yes?

I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don't get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.

Eat less.

Eat healthier.

Exercise.

Weight loss is hard because it's hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren't complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.

Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.

[–] druk@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As most things about the human body, it actually is more complicated. Caloric restriction also causes biological responses in our bodies, influencing hormones such as ghrelin and leptin which physiologically alter hunger and satiety. Some people can even be resistant to leptin for example, meaning that they struggle with a lack of satiety. Our bodies have also been shown to reduce their energy requirements by about 200 calories per day when intake is restricted.

So even if we disregard the problems the claim it's just a matter of willpower, there are other, biological things to consider.

All this to say, it is undoubtedly good to have more fiber, around 1.2-1.6g protein per kg of bodyweight, 120minutes of excercise a week and strength training, or just whatever we can implement into our routines.

Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn't a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn't either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.

I've discovered this more and more playing pickleball, of all things. People who "look" out of shape have handed my ass to me, MANY times, because their knowledge, range of motion, and discipline have gotten them to where they were, without being traditionally "skinny".

If anything I've learned not to discount "older" players, because they hold up with me, sometimes 20 years younger, fantastically. I hope to have the same drive in the future.

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[–] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this "common knowledge" "weight loss" stuff typically neglects how dieting will affect ur caloric rate. if u just starve urself, ur muscles will grow smaller and u will need fewer calories to maintain ur normal functioning body, meaning u need to eat even less again to not put on fat. but if u train ur muscles directly, they will beg for more calories so they can grow, and the calories needed to maintain them will also increase.

for anyone interested, i suggest reading a physical education by casey johnston.

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Just don't have an eating disorder / addiction is what these posts suggest you know. 4Head shit. The entire problem is they struggle with saying no. Like a heroin addict. "Just eat less" is worthless advice.

"Eat less, and here's how to learn this disipline while dealing with the myriad of possible root causes of your disordered function" would be a start. Nutritionists exist for this purpose.

It's a mental weakness many people clearly have given it's an epidemic. Exploited by their dealers: Capitalists involved in food industry.

Edit: evidently i've stumbled into /r/fatpeoplehate

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

👏 thank 👏 you 👏

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Every fat person on earth already knows that too much food makes you fat.

Yet somehow, even armed with this knowledge, we're all fat.

Curious.

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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Addicted to alcohol: Stop drinking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to cigarettes: Stop smoking. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to crack: Stop smoking crack. You can't control an addiction so you have to completely stop.

Addicted to food: Must be your fault for being weak-willed. Just don't consume so much of that thing that you're addicted to. You can control your addiction. Just stop being a loser...

The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey. One Day At A Time. But you can't stop eating food. You'll die.

So it's as if an alcoholic has to constantly have just a little alcohol. Or a crackhead has to keep smoking crack, but only every once in a while. No problem, just control yourself...

I'm sure telling people that they're pieces of shit for eating food will fix the problem, eventually. We just have to try a little harder.

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand the burger bit but who eats a human hand? That's just gross

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old...

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Jokes on you I got some sort of undiagnosed malabsorption issues and won't get fat even when I eat burgers and candy and alcohol day after day.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sounds like a very expensive chronic issue.

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My god why didn't I think of that!

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The title isn't wrong. Losing weight is an extremely simple process.

Simple doesn't mean easy, though.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've got that fun bit of autism where I can just will myself to not be hungry. Can only do it so often before my instincts put a stop to that by making me ravenous for like 2 days straight though. Probably shouldn't be doing it for days at a time now that I think about it.

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago

WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

YSK: If you are an American Citizen or US Tax Resident, your first 200 pounds of fat is legally exempt and therefore does not count for BMI Purposes. Nutritionists hate this one simple trick!

Follow me for more advice.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

They should invent food that has 0 calories to eat when you're bored instead of hungry.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Celery is probably the best we got and it kinda sucks and I think maybe I'd rather die.

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[–] Mailloche@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lost 100 pounds going vegan. 10 years later lost another 15 pounds adopting running as a passion. Ten years later gained 15 pounds becoming a weight lifter. Ten more years after that I weight 185 pounds, body fat 12-15% , feel strong look great. Now I added triathlons to my routine.

It's both nutrition and staying active. We're such lazy animals that we have to fight our impulse to sit still and eat silly .... Who knew that the key is having a healthy, active lifestyle...

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I keep telling my burger "no", but it won't respond, so I keep biting it until it will.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

omg guys! this actually works!

I was just eating a fat burger for lunch and was getting really full. I wasn't sure how I could finish the rest of it and I just told the calories to fuck off and I was able to finish the whole thing!

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In my country, fast food is too expensive, much cheaper to be eating homestyle meals at a roadside shop.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that country the US? /s

But seriously, fast food isn't cheap anymore. It's cheaper to go to a real sub shop than it is to go to Subway! Or just make food at home.

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[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Technically true most of the times

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ingesting them counts as consent. It's like those banners reading: "By continuing to use this site you agree to our privacy policy."

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

There's a lot of people in here talking about fitness, fasting, etc. but it really just comes down to calories in, calories out.

You have to acknowledge what you're eating and what it does to your body. Calling out yourself, and the foods you eat.

All you need is:

  1. How many calories in a serving
  2. How big is a serving
  3. How many calories can I have today
  4. Self control
  5. Water
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, #4 is the real trick there. Self control, discipline, sacrifice. None of those things are easy. It's very simple and straightforward yes, but not easy.

People seem to equate being simple with being easy. Smoking cigarettes? Just stop. Losing money gambling? Just don't gamble. Alcoholic? Just don't drink. All very straightforward and clear paths forward, all very difficult for an average person to accomplish.

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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You know they tube feed patients in comas, right? The patient presumably didn't give consent, and yet I'm pretty sure that's legal. Doesn't even have to be a "too much junk food" coma.

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