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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 211 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hitchhikers Guide? I feel like I've read that somewhere...?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well, they tried to warn humans but alas they were only able to make out

So long, and thanks for all the fish

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They did warn one person: Wonko the Sane.

He’s probably my favorite character in all the books.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd forgotten about him and his wife... might be time to read that series again. It's my all time favorite. I can't even tell you how many times i have read it or listened or watched! It's a story that came into my life at just the right time and I can honestly say it was a singular in helping me survive my childhood

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s my Torah.

Discworld is my Talmud.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Discworld is my new obsession

Small Gods is so fucking good, I can't express how amazing in so many ways that book spoke to me. It's more biblical than anything else I have ever read

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[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

One of my favorite Hitchhiker quotes.

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[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 90 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favorite show. 100% idiot plots all the way down. They represent some of the worst human beings on Earth, and it's more fun to laugh at the morons than think about how much they're fucking up life for the rest of us...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seinfeld is also like that. The best ones are where all their individual idiocy ends up making a spectacular fireball of stupidity.

Though I hope Earth gets a better finale.

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Arrested Development fit in here too?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, they're not just idiots, and not just "bad people" like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can't stomach that show.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember the first season or two that it was out, it was too stressful for me to watch. At that point I had simply never seen any fiction with that level of consistent, nonstop manic trainwreck quality and it was overwhelming at first. Loved it after I acclimated, of course.

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Does this include the plot points where there’s a misunderstanding in a relationship? Like where a girl sees her boyfriend hug another girl but doesn’t know it’s his cousin or something and instead of talking about it just ignores him and so he ignores her and it’s just dumb and entirely avoidable?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"wait! I can explain!"

No waiting or explaining ensues

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The real idiots are the audience who finds that compelling instead of enraging

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

Ah that's end of season 2 or beginning of season 3 of every series that has a couple in it, right?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Often, but not always, yes. If the misunderstanding is reasonable and they had ample opportunity for an explanation but didn't, then yes, it's an idiot plot.

If they legitimately didn't have an opportunity to explain, or the explanation, while true, was completely unbelievable, that's not an idiot plot IMO.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if 3rd parties who witnessed the context of such misunderstanding re-enforce the stupid. Otherwise that's just your average contrived romance drama.

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The entirety of American history, or at least since Jan 6, 2021, when Trump would have been immediately arrested and tried for treason in a sane and efficient society

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... the majority of popular sitcoms and movies.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I immediately thought of the Cohen brothers

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't this the plot of C-SPAN?

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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always call the trope "Steve" when I see it.

"Hey look, Steve left the door open so the dinosaurs got out."

"Oh no, Steve forgot to zip his hazmat suit now all the apes are smart."

"Steve took his helmet off on an alien planet because the air smelled fine."

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Steve went on a spacewalk without a tether cable!"

"Smoking indoors near flammable chemicals again, Steve?"

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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago

it's also known as life

[–] desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News...
Do I put the /s?

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The current state of affairs in the US.

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

That's the entire "It's always sunny" plot!

[–] xtools@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

just like all the news coming from the US nowadays

[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Once you learn that term, you start noticing it everywhere in movies and shows. So many conflicts would disappear if just one character asked a simple question. 😅

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 13 points 1 week ago

There is also another similar trope, defined by "Any problem important to the plot that can be solved by 5min honest conversation between participating parties"

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is almost every horror movie or series.

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies...

[–] lena 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Zomg@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Makes me think of Gilligan's Island. The scientist could make a radio from a coconut, but couldn't fix a hole in the side of a boat, and no one questioned that.

Show should have been over in no more than 2 episodes.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'm wondering about examples of this sort of movie. Are they talking about obvious ones like Dumb and Dumber, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, etc.?

Or do they mean movies that were supposed to be serious, but are accidentally bad because of bad writing?

[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean a whole lot of horror movies would end in 5-15 minutes if the victims weren't idiots who decide to explore the obviously dangerous "thing".

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Romcoms are notorious for it as so many plots come down to a refusal to stop and communicate

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good one. Yeah, there's some misunderstanding, and she yells at him and stomps out, and he never bothers to say "I wasn't even there, I was at work." But then you wouldn't have 90 minutes of hijinx as he goes on some half-baked but romantic plan to win her back, involving a hot air balloon and dynamite.

Instead of just telling her what really happened.

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[–] wdx@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Life comes to mind for me. Its a set of unfortunate and stupid events made worse entirely by the fact that these highly trained scientists abord a space station are too stupid to do proper quarantine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(2017_film)

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 10 points 1 week ago

See: Alien Earth.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Sons of Anarchy. There's a season ender where some Irish bloke kidnaps a child and sails away. They had to make an entire season in Ireland because these knobheads of criminal but also mechanics can't figure out to follow the kidnapper on water, even though they're standing on a pier with hundreds of boats.

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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn’t this most horror movies? “Oh I’m going off alone”, “let’s check this really dark and creepy area”, “let’s go find the source of that errie noise!” As that all drop one by one.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It makes more sense to me conceptually if I just imagine that most people in this country in the last decade had the tops of their skulls removed, had someone take a dump in there, and then seal it back up.

Seems like there are a lot of 💩🧠s floating around nowadays.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Didn't the secretary of health in the US have worms in his brain. You could easily make a modern DnD setting where the US is slowly being taken over by mindflayers who influence the gullible masses and the rest of the world has to deal with the fallout from this.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago
[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i usually dont have much of a problem with these, but i have seen one example where the protagonist had the super power of super intelligence

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

In ~~literary criticism~~ world politics

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