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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 100 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

To save you doing the conversion, that's 36.3kg.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks, now could you convert that to American Standard lbs? /s

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

That’s about the weight of four, 20 lb bags of 9mm ammo

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah! Finally a metric I can understand!

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 month ago

Wait I can't count that high can we visualize it with how many schools you can shoot up with those?

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is that? Like 100 Budweiser's?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Works out to about .56 Taylor Swifts.

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hope it doesn't require a subscription or internet access

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The old version didn't and some retailers still sell that.
We have found customers prefer the experience with the app! It is just the the experience without the app, but more modern. iOS only for now, but an Android version is expected soon!

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't decide if I want to upvote for causing the visceral reaction to this comment, or down vote for the same.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve been experiencing this dilemma a lot lately and I think we need a word for it.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

Its not original but "appnauseum" comes to mind...

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (5 children)

80 pound only? At that size? What, is it filled with sand?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 53 points 1 month ago

Probably cheaper than solid steel, enshittification strikes again

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Deceptive marketing. The 80 lb model is the budget model, but the picture shows the much fancier 300 lb model.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, they switched production methods in the 90s to save on manufacturing costs.

Back in the 70s they were made from solid steel

[–] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Solid stainless steel at that weight would be roughly 17 cm per side (assuming a cube), depending on the exact alloy.

There's no perfect reference scale, but the diagonal width of the cube is 60% the width of the drawer (by pixels). My kitchen drawer measures 40.5 cm, so the cube is some 24.5 cm across diagonally. A 17 cm cube would be just over 24 cm. I did a lot of rounding at every step, but it seems to check out pretty darn well.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The app for this thing sucks tho

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It will be unsupported in 6 months too.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, they're gonna brick my block just like that?

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 10 points 1 month ago

Don’t brick my brick bro

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You just know it would have a subscription and always online requirement

If at any point, one is not met, it just phases out of existence

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Awesome I was looking for a wedding gift

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Easiest baby shower evaaa

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Cool! Does it have AI? Also I want it to connect to a phone app, do not bring me an actual program, or a website (I don't understand what's a "browser", is it Google?), bring me an app! I'm fine with a subscription model, or if the cube starts leaking ooze onto the counter without it. It's also fine if the cube is expected to leak ooze two years from now, because some server thingamajig is gone.

/s obviously.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Steel?

When is someone gonna innovate, and develop the tech to do this with TUNGSTEN?

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (19 children)

I love how which devices get countertop space is a real reflection on culture around the world.

Here in the UK you can always find an electric kettle, without question. In Italy a Moka pot. In Japan a rice cooker.

It says a lot about what's important to people.

It's only really in the US that you see such a proliferation of hyper-specific gadgets. Smoothie maker, waffle maker, electric egg poacher, vegetable spiralizer...

I don't know if that says anything about American culture, or just that you guys have really big kitchens.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I've never seen any of those with permanent counter space in any American kitchen. I've never even heard of an electric egg poacher.

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[–] Serialchemist@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 month ago

The volume and depth of modern Japanese kitchen gadgetry puts America to shame.

Japan records centuries of history with specialized tools for making ceremonial beverages and foods.

So to your point: I think kitchen gadgets speak to highly consumerist cultures.

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[–] null@lemmy.org 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, but what attachments does it have?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So, how much does it cost?

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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah I think my wife bought this already

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's how I feel about airfryers when I already have a perfectly good convection oven.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Airfryers are just much faster to deal with smaller things. Less air to heat up before it reaches the desired temp.

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Introducing the single use monstrosity! Used for shaving strawberries for one part of one dish!

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I used to have a bread machine about that size.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 23 points 1 month ago

Yes, but if you have other red appliances, the shade of red won't match.

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[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cmhe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

No, but it can crush it.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

At least you can stick kitchen magnets to it.

Narrator: You can't.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

The key is the attachments. The pasta maker is decent, the grinder is great. Honestly, while I don’t use it weekly I certainly use it monthly.

Hmm.... something about it, that's uh-...

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Should be aluminum, way better at taking up space for its weight

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