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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 182 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Zero Personal Scandals

:-|

Literally a book about them.

Zero Blackmail Material

:-/

Now that they've cleaned that shit up.

Zero Handlers

:-|

8-|

Zero Financial Incentive

The guy with $50M in his personal fortune and a family net worth of over $400M?

Shut the fuck up.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thank you. I could feel an aneurism developing further with every subsequent line.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially the financial incentives. Cheney was the former owner of one of the biggest contractors for the war, and they were all tied to the oil industry.

Anyone remember what the wars did to oil prices?

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bush was the "cleanest" Republican since Nixon only because he was such a Cheney puppet that Dick Cheney's wedding ring is still lost up his ass somewhere. Cheney was president during that timeframe.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, he was double-dealing for the O&G industry right alongside Cheney. He was just the face of the operation while Cheney did all the backroom dealing.

But the idea that the Bush Family wasn't flagrantly profiteering? Give me a fucking break. Family members and friends got lucrative jobs in senior administrative positions. Lobbyists got promoted to executive board rooms. Portfolios rapidly outpaced the market growth rates.

Just ask how Michael Brown, a guy in the boutique thoroughbred horse business, ended up heading FEMA, ffs. Why do you think The Ashcroft Group landed Oracle and AT&T as clients?

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Both the personal scandals and blackmail material links are about George H. W. Bush, not George W. Bush.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the wiki for the book literally says it’s all unproven conspiracy theories. Like uh…

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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Family of Secrets -> Oil depletion allowance -> Quartz -> Piezoelectricity -> Ultrasound -> Lazzaro Spallanzani -> List of Catholic clergy scientists -> Lorenzo Albacete -> Catholic University of America -> Charles Coughlin

Thanks for the rabbit hole! I now know more about a whole deal of subjects, starting with a political theme, gliding over taxation of natural resources, physical phenomena, priest scientists, history of how we found out that bats don't fly by sight, finding out that there were priest scientists in my lifetime, the information that there is an catholic university in the US and landing on the wiki page of a antisemitic radio priest during the time of WW2 that reached around 30 million americans during his prime (funnily enough tying back into the radio grade quartz that is a valid resource for the Oil depletion allowance).

Edit: I haven't even looked into your 2nd link yet.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 118 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Zero personal scandals? Are we sure about that? Wasn't he an alcoholic with a coke habit?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)

His wife killed someone while drunk driving too. Also, spreads arms over giant Middle East map, all that war based on lies.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His wife killed someone while drunk driving too

Almost feels wholesome now a days.

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, for those halcyon days of normal scandals like vehicular manslaughter and suit colors.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Beige suits are an affront to everything this nation holds dear.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was just a puppet for that part. If 9/11 never happened he would have been a mediocre 1 term president.

It's pretty wild that he was actually pushing for a fast track to citizenship before that.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Puppet or not, he went along with it and he was president.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn’t he an alcoholic with a coke habit?

wasn't that before he was president?

There's financial incentive anyway, hooking up his boy Dick "Haliburton" Chaney

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard it was before he was president too, supposedly before he was governor too if I remember right.

Not sure he's ever directly given any details about the cocaine deal, but I remember him being pretty public about being intentionally sober because he knew he couldn't handle it. Although, I don't think he considers himself an actual alcoholic.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I remember him being pretty public about being intentionally sober because he knew he couldn’t handle it. Although, I don’t think he considers himself an actual alcoholic.

by all means, fuck dubya, but as a "person" he seems reasonable. This is a mature , smart, and humble way of looking at it and managing yourself.

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No handlers? We all already forgot about Dick?

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say. His entire fucking cabinet was his handlers. Shrub couldn't have successfully managed a baseball team if he hadn't been surrounded by more competent people.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This greentext is delusional

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Vice" is such a great movie.

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's as dumb as Donald but was raised with maybe 1-2 ounces of love whereas Donald was physically beaten with gold bars.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

That happens when your dad is CIA chief then VP then Prez.

Dubz has plenty of blackmail material, he just never had to worry about it.

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago
[–] uienia@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Because he was controlled by people who were all of these things. He was an easily controlled moron.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cheney was definitely his handler

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Came here to say this

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is one, or he wanted one?

[–] derry@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hes got strong reverse hitler energy.

Started his presidency w war crimes, then got into painting.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Too bad there are some corners being cut here.

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck this post Trump level bullshit. W was a fucking Nazi too. He just didn't sieg heil or fuck little kids like one.

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you think this post is lauding W?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And they obviously read part of it based on their comment. Either they stopped after the arrows or their reading comprehension is USA-tier. Them and everyone who voted them up.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[–] Stern@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dubya was doing it for the legacy. Daddy issues are a helluva drug.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

No one could have predicted GW would be the intellectual one a few decades later.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

> Created ICE
> Created TSA (No fly list, porno scanners, etc)
> Created the Patriot Act
> Created No Child Left Behind Act (Left lots of children behind)
> Lied to invade Iraq (Hundreds of thousands dead, inspired ISIS, Abu Ghraib)
> Lied to invade Afghanistan (Hundreds of thousands dead again)
> Somehow didn't catch Osama
> Botched Hurricane Katrina response, domestic humanitarian disaster
> Emboldened a wave of evangelicism that dulled American culture for years
> Normalized state torture in the west at Guantanamo
> Halliburton
> Vice President shot a guy
> Greatly expanded NSA domestic surveillance and FISA

These are just the big ones off the top of my head, I could go on.

edit - Damn there's a big list, dive in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:George_W._Bush_administration_controversies

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 11 points 1 month ago

OP is making some wildly incorrect assumptions about Dubya

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

~~Hatred of brown people~~ Love of the game, baby.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

So, anon is too young or too stupid to remember anything about Bush. Copy.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Because of Daddy.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

Zero Handlers? Seriously? I'm sure he had a team of them and that's not counting Dick Cheney who was more the President than he was.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No no no, totally different criminal oligarchic blackmail conspiracy ring. Skull and Bones, not Little St James. Easy to confuse the two!

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Say what you will about dubbya, but he seemed to at least have respect for the office he served.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

W was a POS.

Im just posting some greentexts

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

POS? No question. At least he didn’t wipe his ass with the Constitution on a daily basis. Sometimes, yeah, but not constantly. I don’t remember legitimate fears of the US becoming a fascist religious dictatorship, either.

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[–] SooperGoose@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

Here's a very informative video about why Bush JR was very bad.

https://youtu.be/Diih3J4-DzA

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