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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 300 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What distinguishes zebras from horses is that zebras live in anonymous herds. That is, they like to clump together to ward off predators, but they don’t know or like each other. They are not a uniform group with a leader. Horses on the other hand do have authorities and followers among them. And humans can hijack the role of the leader.

CGPGrey: The Real Reason We Don’t Ride Zebras (6:23)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 151 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

zebras live in anonymous herds. That is, they like to clump together to ward off predators, but they don’t know or like each other.

Zebra's don't like anyone, and they're not afraid to show it. Repeatedly.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

And donkeys like only one person and will absolutely fuck up anyone or anything that tries to hurt that person or the donkey itself.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What distinguishes zebras from horses is that zebras live in anonymous herds.

says a lot about 4chan, the penny arcade GIFT theory, etc

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With how Facebook forces real names, the idea that being anonymous has any influence where or not someone is a fuckwad had been debunked.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not the anonimity that makes people fuckwads. It's the lack of immediate consequences. A fuckwad won't get a punch in the face for what they say on facebook, hence they feel they can say anything and be a fuckwad.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it", Mike Tyson

Regardless of how you feel about Tyson, Truth is Truth.

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[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

This makes me wonder... How much of what he says is just conjecture? Do we ACTUALLY know with good certainty that zebras can't be domesticated due to their nature? Or is it just a hypothesis/theory that has reached widespread popularity?

I have heard that zebras (along with other African animals) can't be domesticated because they have evolved to live among humans, when we were still man-apes. But that maybe that's just conjecture too.

Note how he have no sources in his video or description. And his comparison to chickens, cows, sheep and cats don't seem to make much sense. The relation between humans and chickens/cows/sheep is markedly different from that of horses. Do wild fowl really have family structures? Cats don't yet they are still docile among humans.

Edit: even if we really can't do we know the reason why?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, people have tried to domesticate zebras before and they're just too ornery.

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But what if we spent longer time doing it? Like centuries, like with most other domesticated animals.

[–] stray@pawb.social 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why you've been downvoted because you absolutely could domesticate them given sufficient time and consistent selective breeding. You could turn them into crabs if you wanted to. The trouble is that they don't have a very social disposition, so no one is motivated to dedicating their entire bloodline to the project. Most domestication happened kind of on accident as we developed symbiotic or exploitative relationships with various species.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

+1 for carcinization reference

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Domesticated animals generally start out already being somewhat agreeable. Like dogs hung around us, and work in a pack mentality, horses same thing, cats same thing. That's why we could domesticate racoons or some rodents if we wanted to.

Zebras are assholes and hate everyone

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Might take more than centuries, but yes.

We have a rescue dog from Korea as well as some neighbours ( not a standard breed, but a Korean Village dog, they basically live alongside humans as a breed but developed their own way). They are much different than "normal" dogs. They are more like cats. Their way on their terms. Like other dogs, don't enjoy humans much. So even though they are domesticated, they still show the old lineage of being independent. My dogs idea of a good time is never chasing a stick or ball, but finding the highest vantage point at a park and watching everyone. A carryover from watching the plains from the hillside, or something.

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wait until we have overturn the fascist system, then you'll be first against the wall!

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The Cow says: Moo!

The Horse says: Neigh!

The Zebra says: I ain't nobody's bitch!

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Horse-shaped, but definitely not a horse.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Punk horse, running IDK chimpanzee firmware?

[–] X@piefed.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

β€œMotherfucker, do you see the way I look?! Shit ain’t for the insta, that’s for sure. I’m quite visible to you so you have a long enough time to be getting far the fuck away from me.”

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's some accounts throughout history, but humans generally leave them alone. They're aggressive creatures surrounded by even more aggressive killing machines. So it stands to reason that an animal in that environment would be pretty tough to tame.

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What you don't spot on that picture is the front "zebra" in the back, is a painted horse. Apparently that helped the zebras remain more calm

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It has to do with social structures from what I read a while ago.

Horses have a hierarchical structure and zebras don't.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Okay, but what about the moose?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Moose can't ride zebras either

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Brother, a moose can ride whatever it damn well pleases. But I'd rather not get into the personal stuff, if you don't mind.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

MΓΈΓΈse bites kan be pretti nasti

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My grandmother knew a guy who raised a couple moose and used them to plow his feilds

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 17 points 2 weeks ago

Other zebras: good luck with that, bye!

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah they survive for a reason. They’re very tough.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

In the 1980s, in Tijuana, tourist kids could ride horses painted like zebras.

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I honestly wonder if we actually COULD domesticate zebras but it would taking centuries or millennia. Just like other domesticated species.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

No. Zebras don't have a herd hierarchy we can exploit. With horses you pick out the lead horse, tame it and boom, the whole herd follows you.
With zebras you get one zebra, if you're very lucky. More likely you'll get kicked and bitten.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Like African wild cats! You'd just get some hell monster that doesn't do what it's told and attacks you at random.

[–] LongDickJonsson@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that basically all cats

[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nature is just going to nature sometimes.

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One of them is killing a freaking alligator.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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