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[–] alexc@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah. Im gonna take advice from a man that a brain worm…

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] atropa@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Brain worm dieded ,because RFK jr is a no brainer

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Probably snorted off of the back of a toilet.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Undercooked meat and he's known to eat roadkill and hang out at trash dumps with his pet birds of prey. I'm not saying those are related but they certainly could be.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like the universe hasn't given our actions enough consequences.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where's Darwin when you need him?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Darwin's older, harsher cousin perhaps.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I would take Thanos at this point.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Remember when Billy Clinton admitted he smoked pot in college, but "didn't inhale"? That's when accusations of drug use amongst political candidates became useless for ending their career. Everyone stopped caring about drug use, not to mention adultery, and a whole raft of other vices that would have been a death sentence just 10 or 15 years earlier.

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah but yelling WHOOO! remained off limits for quite some time, while being racist af remained totally okay. Weird, eh?

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, it was more like a BYAHHHHHHH

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 37 points 2 months ago

Dude. That’s NOT a brag.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Is that where he got the brainworm?

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone that has met a lot of people that do cocaine, yeah that's not surprising. Maybe not the seat specifically, but pretty much all of them do coke off of toilets. It's a convenient height, it has a similar color so it's easier to clean up, you get the privacy of the stall door, and nobody is gonna bother you while you are there.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, yeah, but how many cokeheads become the fucking head of the CDC?

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Well, at least one. That we know of.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just like crackheads arent scared of STDs, so noone should be

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

That sounds like something a brain worm would say.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I think the Trump cabinet is tired of their jobs and just trying to get impeached. Let's encourage our representatives to relieve them of their duties because they certainly aren't public servants.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That’s just who we need in a cabinet position!