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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats: 'I'm Not Scared of a Germ' (www.complex.com)
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[–] alexc@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah. Im gonna take advice from a man that a brain worm…

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] atropa@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Brain worm dieded ,because RFK jr is a no brainer

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder how he got it...

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Probably snorted off of the back of a toilet.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Undercooked meat and he's known to eat roadkill and hang out at trash dumps with his pet birds of prey. I'm not saying those are related but they certainly could be.