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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

They are waiting the elections bro! Mid elections, final elections, 2026 elections and goes on.

[–] Datz@szmer.info -1 points 1 hour ago

Aren't they also patiently waiting for Chat Control to pass, or are the French fine with it?

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

As an accomplished wizard, I can definitively state that fireball is the first, best solution to all problems.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Also the second, and depending on your level, third. Depends on available spell slots.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

At this point, I can only imagine it’s out of spite. The regime wants violence, and we are certainly capable of it. But denying them the response they are begging for seems to really blue ball them.

We’re going to die probably. But on our terms, not theirs.

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Dictators use instigators to escalate the situation and remove personal freedoms. People are being smart and not falling for instigators, all history books shows how they use infiltrataded people to cause the authoritarian regime to attack protester. So I think people are being smart and they afraid from midterms and trying everything to see if they can have a provocateur before the midterms.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 64 points 14 hours ago (18 children)

In France, the worst they will likely be met with is water cannons, tear gas, and potentially rubber bullets/beanbag rounds.

In America, it's more likely to be automatic assault rifles.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

... AND THE HOOOME OF THE BRAAAAAVE

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Ba dum tis!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 34 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 hours ago

Sure and that gets a wikipedia page for you to cite. You're not wrong, just heavily downplaying the problem with this whataboutism. It's not about France where this thing is an exception, but about the US where this is becoming the norm.

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

automatic assault rifles

This is redundant, by definition all assault rifles have auto or burst fire modes. Anyone (including lawmakers) in the US who claims otherwise is incorrect.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that's not true. Semiautomatic assault rifles are very common in the US, more available by far than full auto.

[–] gukleszl4hs48ughgxhr5xgd@fedia.io 1 points 16 minutes ago

Assault rifles have select fire, by definition.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not American. I'm only aware of them in passing. It's not the sort of thing we learn about in school, over here.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I learned about this stuff from video games. The MA5B is full auto.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 2 hours ago

You may be right, I don't know shit about guns, but relying on information from a video game is not the smartest. The person deciding on what mechanics the different guns have, may not know anything about the topic.

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[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 105 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I don't understand this either. A few protests that aren't even in the news after a single day!?

You want to bet, it won't be any different if trump says there was too much fraud and cancels the midterm results? A week of protests and outrage, but by then he will already do something else outraging to talk about. Americans are neutered.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 92 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

There's always the excuse that they can't take one single day off from work because they'd lose healthcare coverage yada yada. I used to think it was bullshit, that they're just lazy.

But... remember during covid, when a ton of people became unemployed? Suddenly they were protesting all over the place. Made me reconsider. I think the lack of social security really has them by the balls.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 57 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I read many -if not most- live paycheck to paycheck. If so, the problem might go way deeper than that.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

By the "official" numbers, at least 1 out of 3 Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

At least

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

IIRC it’s 1 in 3 households are living paycheck to paycheck.

And if one member of that household loses their job, that means the entire household is fucked, at least probably.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, and are you going to tell me that the households on the bottom end of the income spectrum don't have on average more people than the rich fucks?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Soulg@ani.social 22 points 15 hours ago

I mean, yes obviously it does. I don't begrudge anyone for being unable to comprehend life without all the basic safety nets civilized countries offer, but we can already barely afford food and rent. Oh got some weird medical thing that's concerning? Well I hope it's not cancer, buy a bunch of Tylenol and just hope it goes away. Doctor too expensive.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Yes, I agree. The system neutered them, I'm sure otherwise they are normal people. But the education they have. The price they gave to pay for it, theb guarded two party system where officias are bought by the rich, the bought media, the lack of healthcare and it's price, ...

This has produced the perfect cattle. The American aristocracy have made the perfect system, where everyone thinks they are free and are too uneducated, busy and sick to think about how much they are exploited.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A few protests that aren't even in the news

Depending on how much you rely on main stream (especially legacy) news, you're highly unlikely to see one protester on the news for every ten thousand on the street.

Turns out that the billionaires and hectomillionaires that own all of the biggest media outlets don't like to draw attention to people criticizing their golf buddies when they don't have to.

[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not saying we shouldn't do more, but there are plenty of ongoing protests. Just because you don't see them in the news everyday didn't mean they aren't happening. Minneapolis, Portland, LA, DC and more all have protests that have been more or less ongoing since the shit hit the fan in their respective areas. The difference between this country and Franve can't be understated im terms of geographic size and population density. It is MUCH harder to sustain protests when we're all so spread out compared to am entire country the size of Texas.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

It's not about that. Your protests are meaningless. They don't do anything. They are just pointless parades. The officials don't need to care about them.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Entrée Madame la Guillotine

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 40 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Goddamn IKEA. Have they seen oligarch necks?! This thing has maybe 5-10 good chops in it.

But then again, could make for a lovely spectacle - hear me out.

10 of these delivered by pallet, efficiently flat-packed, to the stage. The oligarchs, milling about in their corral, cast their eyes up at the sudden disturbance, lick their lips at the raw, delicious shareholder value on naked display.

The Executive Executors, unhooded, unhurried, and unafraid - begin to unbox, and then to build. The livestream is immaculate.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

10 of these

Do you not know ikea? They are a company that does mass production. They do not put out a product so they can sell 10. They will chop whole forests and mine entire mountains so they can provide the global population with their products. They understand supply and demand. They will make loads more than just 10

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