Microblog Memes

I'm lost. She's beautiful is in both, and so is he. Where is the part I'm supposed to be angry about? Boobs. Huzzah!

i heard he really loves his wife

Americans have a strange youth fetish. I guess that explains Epstein

She evolved from a stage 1 Pokémon into a stage 2 Pokémon.

Architects know

The pic on the right is way hotter

I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.

My steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery...

I would also like to point out the double standard. While this is a fine… I mean freaking fiiiiiine picture.

To the point the dumb shit was trying to make, there is a picture of Pierce Brosnan on a beach with a giant gut. Don’t see the dude posting that kind of shit.

His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn't? It wouldn't mean a goddamn thing, would it?

Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it's not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.

It's hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.

Pierce Brosnan is the type of man, and husband, all men should strive to be.

https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/04/08/pierce-brosnan-defends-wife-of-24-years-amid-criticism-about-her-weight/

Edit: speeling,

Imagine trying to demonize one of the few people in Hollywood who you can rule out being a kiddie diddler.

They both look incredible for their age

Incel manosphere culture is partially a result of many closeted bisexual and gay men having to succeed under conservatism

Same guy probably complains about his near certainty of dying alone as well.

them honkers lookin' to bust out of they pen

I bet you she looks as beautiful to him now as she did then if not more so. What with having kids, my wife’s body has changed over the years and I found her gorgeous in every stage.

What sad fuck, would post "let's take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it"?

If someone met them i n public, they'd be too busy looking at the honkers to even notice who the guy is

My husband's comment was "that's silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together."

I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.

And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit... I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.

most of those maga dudes age like milk

I'm more attracted to faces. If my wife still has as beautiful face wise as Brosnan's wife, I'd be the luckiest man.

Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.

You can be over 40 and still be smoking hot, and only weirdos claim otherwise.

Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?

That you…stay a virgin forever?

Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.

tiddies