I found a patch for the problem.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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Does the ad need to be playing to dispense fuel or would these work just fine if they got accidentally dropped really hard?
To anybody thinking about vandalizing this thing:
DONT BREAK IT, not the screen, not the speakers and none of its electronics, you can create a shortcut, then a spark and YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF or the next person that uses the pump.
Paint and stickers are the way to go.
So essentially these are just more dangerous pump handles then?
Love it.
Googly eyes are the answer
a can of black spray paint might do the job well.
Gorilla tape.
Advertising should be illegal.
yeah unless it's literal signs on your own building/workspace, or it's just your branding on your own product, etc. advertising must be illegal. they had their chance to be reasonable with it and they fucked it. the entire advertising industry deserves to be outlawed.
This is a good point worth discussing.
Very Cyberpunky. The bad parts of Cyberpunk that is.
I could replace my urethra with a gas pump nozzle
But can I watch ads on it?
Here in the u.s they have insanely loud fucking screens that scream commercials at you.
Like volume to the max.
Usually the physical buttons on the side will mute that. One of them do. Just press all of them next time
I will definitely try this. Thank you for the tip.
That looks like something that won't last very long. I could be wrong, but my guess is that, being in the handles themselves, those screens are gonna get busted and they won't have made nearly enough from ad revenue to warrant replacing them on a regular basis. Here in the US we've got them built into the pumps so when you start pumping you get some loud ass commercials.
People often intentionally ruin the speakers though too.
Sometimes one of of pump buttons is mute... sometimes.
get yourself one of those emergency glass breakers that are spring loaded.
resist the plutocracy
Have you considered vandalism?
Let's call it disabling or indispose as a public service.
Vandalism ( as they will undoubtedly will frame it) has a negative connotation.
Language used to fit the view of who uses it.
Like 'regime' (government we don't like) or officer involved shooting (pigs murdered someone).
Vandalism is always an answer. May not be the right answer, considering the question.
~~Hey Gina, what do you think would be a good fundraiser to help cover the funding gaps our shitty government leaves us with year after year?~~
~~Hey Bob, Joey's getting out of the hospital today and is going to have staggering debt because the purposefully inefficient private healthcare system has so much power over our elected officials.~~
Fuck it, I tried twice. Vandalism is the answer.
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Good training for your wrist
I've started leaving if the thing shows me an ad, I just put the nozzle back the second the ad plays, gets me enough fuel to get to a non compromised station.
The most fucked is full serve stations with the ads. While my windows are up so Im safe, the poor staff have to listen to an entire gas station worth of pumps blaring ads all day.
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We don't have them on the nozzles, but our pumps blare out the audio at hearing damage volumes.
And they wonder why that brand of station is avoided.
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If you know someone who can get you some anti petrol stickers, esp ones that promote renewables and / or maybe the new Technology Connections video, please do so.
Vandalize it.
This was reported but I don't think it warrants censorship.
If you're taking this more seriously than it should be, just keep in mind that there will likely be legal consequences since gas stations frequently have plenty of cameras and ask yourself if this hill is worth dying on. You'll get charged and they'll just replace the damn things anyways.
Lmao, was my comment the only one reported? Because this whole thread is people saying to vandalize it. 😂
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