Looks like the tree from Myst. 
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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11/10 would shower in there.
Yes, but Atrus had taste.
It looks very nice but I wouldn't want my neighbors watching me waffle stomping a turd down the shower drain.
Lmao, that's the most reddit thing I've read on lemmy.
I guess this reference just proves we're all pretty much in the same age range here. No wonder this place feels like 2013 Reddit sometimes lol
If you can afford this bathroom design than you prolly could already afford the measures available that omit any possibility of interacting with neighbors.
Who said anything about interacting? They said 'watching'.
and there is another house visible in the background already, and no blinds in sight.
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Or they could afford a butler to stomp it for them.
"Jeeves! Stomp, if you will."
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Sorry but the Carpet is a no go. Bad design.
It can earn some points back if the Candelabra being pulled opens the door from the outside and it pushes open from the inside.
No, it calls the showervator if it's currently on another floor.
Don't worry I'm sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!
Come on!
It has to open the secret passage behind the painting and towel rail!
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> No blinds on the windows
> Head-to-ankle glass windows in the shower
> Even if you installed blinds for privacy, there are like six separate small windows whose blinds you'd have to close
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Edit: And there's randomly carpeting in the back like you suddenly ran out of money for the tile. This is feeling like a Zillow gone wild and McMansion crossover.
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If I pull that candle on the left and the whole thing doesn't rotate to reveal a spiral staircase down to a secret lair, I'm going to be leaving a pretty strongly worded review on Tripadvisor.
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That's a lot of windows for a room with a shower in it.
What's even better is you can see other houses around.
What a power move.
Is it good? No. But like, I don't hate it. I do hate that it's too small to fit two people in though
Have you tried using butter? I could definitely fit between 6 and 12 people in that shower, depends on how much physical trauma is acceptable.
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Why is there a vase in the doorway to the shower?!
Is that just a window? Why??
I'm pretty sure that's actually just a glass window. I think the entrance is on the opposite side. The carpet side.
carpet.
If you zoom in, I think the carpet side actually has a planter in front of it, which implies to me it is also a window!
The shower head is on the left, so I actually think the door is on the right and you can just barely see the recessed area.
I wonder if they hit their head before putting something on the floor to remember it wasn’t a door
I'd assume the door is closest to where the towel is, but that towel is miles away.
No, you are dropped into it from above, Wallace and Gromit style.
It looks like a TSA body scanner.
The longer I look at this, the worse it gets.
- why is there a wall of floor-to-ceiling windows?
- why don't the windows have blinds?
- why is there carpet?
- why would you put a candelabra... there?
- how do you get into the shower? it has to be on the right, next to the sink, but...
- why are the towels as far away from the sink as possible?
- why is there an empty vase in the shower window?
- why does the shower have windows?
- why have a stall shower in a bathroom this huge in the first place?
- why is there a floor hvac register? what happens if the shower floods?
I’ve seen constructions like this that play with polarization and convex glass to keep your bits hidden. This one seems to choose neither option.
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The shower is cool but it feels like there's so much wasted space behind it. And I'm sorry, but is that carpet???
Here's a giant bathroom .. go shower in that tiny tube ..
It is. Half a carpet for whatever reason.
Carpet?
"And what do you want for your shower?"
"You know the backscatter machines from the TSA checkpoint?"
"Say no more"
I mean what the hell. I totally get wanting to shower in some fancy cave, which it would achieve if it wasnt in the midde of a huge bathroom, with carpet on the far end and gigantic panoramic windows so the whole neighbourhood can see your junk.
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"Chefs kiss"
Someone: My spouse has an ass so good, I want to put it in a showcase.
Contractor: As long as the check clears, consider it done.
This bathroom is why we don't have enough to buy a home or have children or pay off student loans...
This person doesn't believe in having a place where "the sun don't shine."
Why is there a empty vase on the front side and a plant pot around the carpeted side?
Where do you even get 'into' this abomination.
It looks super cool and aesthetically pleasing!
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