kieron115

It is true what they say... Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

Oh, so that's why my pants feel funny.

womp womp

Woah awesome. Watching it now and this guy could have been on Star Trek, damn! He'd fit right in.

Oh that tracks, I'm using a wood burning stove that cooks at 900-1000F (for about a minute!)

Fair.

I don't think we'd have lasted long as a species without a little bit of "redundancy".

One bite at a time?

This is the only reason I'm not stressing over never using my PS4. I've already tested it with GoldHEN

Welp, time to update the label! That's her shelf now.

Your bones are disintegrating because you didn't drink enough MALK.

the big orange man wants americans to have government subsidized hamburgers so people think that food costs arent as insane as they are, but he refuses to say where he's getting it from. the general consensus seems to be that he's allowing the import of a bunch of meat that was rejected by other countries for failing to meet quality standards. because that's how you help struggling cattle ranchers, after all.