Remember when MAGAts threw hissy fits when you had to have a piece of paper to prove you were vaccinated for the safety of the public? I wonder what they think of this.
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Remember the Death Panels? Now the GOP is a death cult! Go figure.
They even compared it to having to present papers in Nazi Germany. But this? This is totally fine to them.
"Ihre Papiere, bitte."
Ms. Noem, papers please!
They are gonna want tattooed id numbers next
Ms. Noem, you don't have the government mandated tattooed ID.
Come with us please.
Who would want to live in a country where you aren't even free?
What happened America?
A nightmare came true.
Seems like things went to shit overnight.
Best I can do is exercise my God-given inalienable rights with great intensity.
people have proved their status or citizenship only to be assaulted and detained anyway..
so, FUCK OFF.
“LET ME SEE YOUR PAPERS!” Should Latinos, the disabled and lgbtqia people wear a patch yet? Or does that come later?
Good idea. Maybe the government could create a specific patch that shows their immigration status, with each being a different color. First it's the undocumented with no patch, then the asylum seekers with a yellow patch, then the dreamers with a blue patch, then the green card holders with green patch, then the birthright citizens with an orange patch, and finally the naturalized citizens with a red patch. As each group becomes criminalized, it will make it easy for ICE to scoop them all up.
Those who bought Trump's $5 million Gold card get a gold patch, of course. Nobody will bother them. They bought their citizenship like you're supposed to.
This will make the visual metaphors in the movies of the US's Fascist Fun Time a lot easier, that's very thoughtful
The way this admin is speed running fascism I half expect them to tattoo QR codes on them. When called out for being nazis, they'll push back and say nazis used numbers. This is totally different.
Bail conditions will include a president branded brain implant.
Everyone will get a QR code tattooed on the forehead. Among other things these codes will be needed to use a credit card. Evangelicals will hail this move as a clear sign of Trump's godliness.
The Mark of the Beast, one of the primary signs of the Anti-Christ.
Revelations 13:
And he causeth all, both small and great*, rich and poor*, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand*, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
You can see how a Capitalist would like that part.

She looks like she's wearing a mask made of human skin which somehow fits the "I bragged about killing a puppy".
And while she was hopped up on blood lust, she killed a goat, too.
Southpark did a documentary on her, I think they cover the story behind her face.
Gestapo says what?
Papers, please!
Of course, where does that leave those of us who aren’t citizens and have no intention of becoming citizens?
I heard that El Salvador is wonderful this time of year.
Death camps, probably
CECOT
Nazi Barbie just figured out how to make normal people resist more actively.
I prefer it if Krispy Gnome had to prove she was human.
Kristi Noem should prepare to spend the rest of her life behind bars when normal government resumes (and it will).
Why would it? They are fixing elections and the democrats refused and still refuse to stop them, or to be popular.
How could you possibly think they will be unseated?
The Third Reich fell; so will the Turd Reich.
Normal was school shootings every week. Normal was Cops militarizing and murdering black and brown people in our streets. Normal was unlimited money flowing into congress form Corporations.
We can't go back to normal after this. This has to end in revolution and rebuilding our country. We need to enshrine our real values in the constitution and prevent things like this happening again.
When? 50 years from now?
Where do you buy your optimism?
very fascist.
This is FREEDOM!
-~~Nazis!~~ Republicans!
Anyone who is still a Republican at this point is a Nazi too.
How do you prove citizenship? A lot of (most?) people don't even have passports, which is the only federal ID that most people can get that establishes citizenship.
the "real id" marked state id and dl also do, but have also been ignored by the police state.
Real ID isn't exclusive to US citizens. Non-citizen permanent residents and people here on temporary legal status such as work or student visas, DACA, etc get Real ID cards as well.
green card holder with real ID here.
legally, though, I am required to carry my green card at all times and I moved to the US a decade ago.
They've already come out and said the Real ID isn't proof of citizenship, just your identity.
Eh, that's okay. They can arrest me. I'm a citizen, and I know that. Let them deport me if they want, fuck it.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Here's my proof: 🖕🤬🖕
Papers, Please
It's a fantastic single-player game if you need a distraction while the world is destroyed around you and your friends and family are murdered.
Exercise your rights.
Vi vill ask the qvestions vibe