No Service for the asswipes hiding their faces!
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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Their M.O. is to order food, eat and then proceed to arrest anyone brown, so good news they shoo'ed them out!
I guess everyone was lucky that they didn't get shot in the face as these meal team brown shirts felt threatened.
Do they have a fetish for having their food spit in? Because I can't think of any reason to go to a Mexican joint while employed with ICE and not expecting that.
It's called “scouting the area.” They’ll be back, simply because the owners and patrons didn't do their composting duties the very moment they stepped in.
Notice every single one of these nazis had cameras, lidar, and supersonar.
I pray they are 200% prepared for the raid&bombing.
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Probably scoping out the next raid target
These Dumb Apes decide to have lunch, so they go to a MEXICAN restaurant?
They like Mexican food, just want to get rid of people who make it.
Yeah, because Mexican food made by some gringo is always going to be better than the real thing. /S
I'm not sure they are aware that food needs to be made. As long as they are concerned, Mexican food places are where tasty food magically appears.
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May every single ICE agent be ostracized this much for the rest of their sad, insecure lives
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I just imagine it like an old western where they walk into the restaurant and everyone stops talking at the same time, slowly turns and stares, and the man on the piano closes up the piano and skeedaddles...
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If I found out an acquaintance is or was an agent with ICE, I would never be friendly to them again.
I've already cut out Republicans from my personal life. They're bad people.
i would make sure everyone knows who he is around him.
Don’t associate with anyone who voted for Trump they are nazi pedofile worshipping scumbags and should be shunned. Ice are criminal terrorists
I am amazed that any ICE agent ever buys restaurant food. The amount of trust they're putting into that chef is reckless.
Especially considering the general demographic of kitchen staff.
"Don't fuck with people that handle your food."
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Were they there for tacos and a side order of employees? Fuck ICE.
To be in ICE and think Mexican is the move for lunch, and in full kit at that... That is a special kind of special.
We all need to start collectively working on our insult game.
Yelling “fuck you” and “go home” over and over again is something these people can train themselves to ignore. People need to start roasting them like insult comics.
And remember to address key sore spots: domestic abuse, fragile masculinity and daddy issues.
And for some quick inspiration, consider the following exchanges from a recent episode of Shoresy...
"Wanna talk about a terrible call? Your mom FaceTimed me when I was watching videos on my phone with Liam's mom."
"You should download DuoLingo on there for when the EU skates circles around you in six languages."
"Heard the EU's game plan: Fee fi fo fum, stick it right up Shoresy's bum."
"EU outscored opponents 71 to 9, but here come the NOSHO Norstars, WEEW!"
"WEEW!"
"You're just old as fuck, eh?"
"Gonna get us kicked out of NATO for not contributing anything on defense."
"What's up later? Put on a ballgame and fall asleep in a recliner?"
"Anything concerning come up in your bloodwork or what?"
"Get into any good soups lately?"
"Let's loosen it up a bit bud, I know that circulation's a problem at your age."
"You a bisque or a chowder guy?"
"Want me to show ya how to enlarge the font size on your phone ya old fart?"
"Oh, I'm old? I didn't want to tell ya this Cor, I knew your mom was old but did you know she lost her virginity at the Calgery Olympics?"
"Fuck you, Shoresy."
"Which is crazy cuz Liam's mom lost hers to a luger in Lillehammer."
"Fuck you, Shoresy."
"Fuck you, Liam. Your mom calls me 'daddy' so much I feel like I should be taking you out to the yard to throw the old pigskin around."
"Fuck you."
"Don't talk to your father like that."
"Fuck you, Shoresy."
"Uh oh, smells like your mom washed your jersey with her bedsheets."
"Fuck you, Shoresy!"
"Fuck your mom on your 101 Dalmations bedsheets last night Liam."
"Fuck you."
"Yeah, she was dalmation 102."
"Fuck you, Shoresy."
"Fuck you, Cory. I bench pressed your mom 40 reps, now she wants me to do it all the time. I'm like 'Leave me alone, my ice cream's melting.'"
"Fuck you!"
"Your mom says 'Come to the bedroom, I'm horny.' I go in there and she's eating sunflower seeds."
"Fuck you, Shoresy!"
"Fuck you, Cory. I get it. Your mom loves body shots. But not at Chuck E Cheese. Like have some decorum."
"Fuck you, Shoresy."
"Fuck you, Liam. I told your mom Cory's mom could open a pop-off with her teeth so she learned how to open a twist-off with her twat."
"Fuck you, Shoresy!"
"Fuck you, Cory. Your mom sticks so many toys up her ass I call her Anal Fissure Price."
"Hey Liam, can you give your mom her heartworm medication for me, but make sure you wrap it in a treat or she'll spit it right back out."
"I hope the EU kills you guys."
"Aww, I didn't want to tell you this Liam but I just found your mom's got more kills than me."
"Fuck you!"
additional ammo: they peaked in middle school, can't find the clit, and their children are already planning to go no contact at 18.
This old veteran went hard on some sloppy ICE ass, bellowing like a sgt first class the whole time:
Who did you shoot this time? Who did you shoot this time, you cosplay-triot fuck? I served in the Army for thirteen years to wear that uniform, and your fucking fat ass get 47 days days to wear it because you're a fucking Meal Team Six, Gravy Seal motherfucker! You couldn't fucking walk a day in my shoes, you fucking slumbag! Neither could you! Fix that fucking helmet! You look like a fucking soup sandwich! If I was your sergeant I'd give these fucking push in the fucking gut now, you fucking slumbag motherfuckers! Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!
By the time he's yelling Shoot me, bitch! they're just backing away from him as a group, they can't take it.
Reddit link:
https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/
Non-Reddit alternative:
https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/
That whole speech is great, but "You look like a fucking soup sandwich!" has got to be one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while. I'm definitely keeping that for the right moment.
"This is why your sister cheats on you"
"Better let them have the kid's menu, they don't read so good."
"See how he's dressed? That's how you know he's ashamed of his dick".
"This one's still mad his sister refused to give him a handjob in 7th grade."
"Nice mask, it really highlights your wife beater eyes."
"This is what I was talking about, little Billy. C's get degrees, D's get you gestures whatever these manlets are."
"So this is what insecurity looks like."
Yeah. What seems to.pretty consistently make them run for the hills isn't insults, but laughter. When people are yelling in fear and anger, fascists feel powerful. But when people laugh, they feel weak and vulnerable.
It also makes it a lot harder for them to justify violence. You say they need to be hanged and they'll claim you were threatening them and kill you. But it's harder to make that argument when there's video of a crowd laughing at mockery.
Why do you think Trump hates comedians so much?
"Nice cosplay, did you fail the cop exam?"
"look at this pussy wearing a vest!"
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Doesn't stop them from trying to escalate soon. St. Paul's getting hit hard, same with Minneapolis. But even the suburbs. I'm glad they walked out empty handed though. Resist.
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Nazis must be so unwelcomed at a bar, they must not be able to walk out.
Now youse can't leave
Fucking amateur hour dude… these are supposed to be UNITED STATES FEDERAL AGENTS. I can’t believe the eponymous Gravy Seals are now a standard for federal employment.
Are we great again yet?
I think ice are sincerely the more stupid chunk of the population. They literally don't think good.
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Every single one of them will masturbate to their persecution complex before they go to bed every night this week.
That's that Minnesota Nice we're always talking about. Videos like this make me proud to be Minnesotan.
Anyone have the original that hasn't been edited and sanitized for easily upset Fox viewers?
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