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[โ€“] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This old veteran went hard on some sloppy ICE ass, bellowing like a sgt first class the whole time:

Who did you shoot this time? Who did you shoot this time, you cosplay-triot fuck? I served in the Army for thirteen years to wear that uniform, and your fucking fat ass get 47 days days to wear it because you're a fucking Meal Team Six, Gravy Seal motherfucker! You couldn't fucking walk a day in my shoes, you fucking slumbag! Neither could you! Fix that fucking helmet! You look like a fucking soup sandwich! If I was your sergeant I'd give these fucking push in the fucking gut now, you fucking slumbag motherfuckers! Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!

By the time he's yelling Shoot me, bitch! they're just backing away from him as a group, they can't take it.

Reddit link:
https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/

Non-Reddit alternative:
https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/minnesota/comments/1qdxovk/a_veteran_had_some_choice_words_for_icebortac/

[โ€“] notabot@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

That whole speech is great, but "You look like a fucking soup sandwich!" has got to be one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while. I'm definitely keeping that for the right moment.