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[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

This is it. This is the photo that sums up the 2020’s.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Deadass a Fishtank contestant.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 198 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every time I see Pippa I think about her strange "there's a group of people running the world" speach and her doing the happy merchant rubbing of the hands. I just feel a little weird about her and how close she seemed to be to rightwing groyper shit.

Also, her fans seems to be unhinged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNljm_dPg4o

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As someone whos has no idea who pippa is, this is very confusing.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Vtuber with very questionable fans, even those who don't plan on shooting up protests.

Most of her most sus moments are a couple of years old so I think she might have calmed down.

Search "Pippa being based" to get a compilations of what her fans finds funny.

Thanks for the info, I shall take your word for it.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

She's a 4channer who thought that nazi irony poisoning was something made up.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

EDIT: I was a bit upset and emotional, best not to know what I said, but it was a bit mean.

No worries, hope you're feeling better.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 180 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] seathru@quokk.au 92 points 1 week ago (16 children)

That's a great way to get zero pain killers for the rest of the trip.

Waking up during surgery be damned, I will never admit to smoking pot to another doctor.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As regular user, u don’t even have to smoke one to me more resistant, always tell your doctor about your medication, even if natural self medication 😊

[–] seathru@quokk.au 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Appreciate the concern. But, no, I'll pass. I honestly believe the last couple times of being open and honest only got me worse service. So until I start having bad experiences from not saying anything, that'll be my policy.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

I had a leg break which required hardware to be installed. I told the doctors that I smoked weed and they still gave me the "good stuff". This was even at a Catholic hospital (gross), but I'm in the PNW so maybe that's why.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, one time I admitted to doing dummies a couple times during my yearly physical and basically got scolded and judged. Last time I tell doctors about drugs outside of an emergency.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In college I arranged a co-op at IBM. They made me take a drug test which I failed (for marijuana). A person from IBM's HR called me and said literally "you need to clean up your act" and they brought me in to do the co-op anyway. I have no idea what the fuck that was all about.

I also got pulled over for speeding one time and the cop smelled the joint I had been smoking. Luckily he let me go with just a speeding ticket, but he made a point of scolding me -- not for driving while high but because I was 49 at the time. He told me it was time for me to grow up. I was seriously enraged by that but of course I kept it to myself.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lighting the lighter in an enclosed space that probably has oxygen tanks is definitely not a good idea

[–] seathru@quokk.au 29 points 1 week ago (9 children)

As a dumbass kid, I lit my grandmas oxygen tube on fire. It was wild; oxidizers are no joke.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 37 points 1 week ago

Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It took me ages to realize she had a head wound. I thought the blood drips were just red dyed bangs/hair in her face.

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