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As Arseny explained: “I think if they want to know how King’s Hand tastes, they should bake it themselves and tell me. Somebody actually did that, so I have one testimonial; they baked it and they said it's shit.”
Shitpostception
Greek salad is like polar opposite to cookie and m&m. I can't even imagine how bad of a juxtapositioning it requires to even take it seriously as something to eat
but more importantly how did this survive as a Wikipedia entry!?
December 6, 2020. Later that day, she shared her recipe. As of December 15, 2020, the tweet had garnered over 166,000 likes and was featured in a diverse array of media and print publications, including Fox News,[44] TODAY,[45] and BuzzFeed News.
So it went viral for a week, this entry was added, and here we are talking about it.
It looks hand
Man door hand look car door
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it'd be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
Whipped cream or chocolate frosting.
Fill it with circus peanut material.
Raspberry preserves and pretzel rods.
You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you're on your own.
Things got real weird during quarantine.
Weird and wonderful
It sounds good up until "stuffed with Greek salad."
Might be one of the few recipes where changing a crucial step would lead to a better outcome.
Up to that point, I was looking at the description in disbelief, but burst out laughing when I read "greek salad". The hand cookie bit was just realistic enough to get it in the uncanny valley (the photo looked like an AI cookie hand, too... ~~Actually, it might still be, I don't know if that photo was from the lady that made them or added for the meme~~nm, it says she produced photos in the meme... Really wish voyager's comment UI showed more than just the one comment I'm replying to like RIF), but the greek salad put it well into absurd territory. Just imagining people biting into their over the top cookie thing and then making a wtf face at the combination of flavours in their mouth, though it would be even better if the initial surprise and disgust gets replaced by a confused look and then a "well played, not bad" because it works.
Lol I literally just had a greek salad earlier today but didn't even think to check how it tastes with chocolate chip cookie, so who knows, maybe it is good.
I once had a dream about a "lobster hotdog." A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish...
Wait, you mean a Connecticut-style lobster roll? Which is amazing? Are you messin' with me? Culinary sin? You mean culinary heaven?
I tried a lobster roll for the first time last year and I'm mostly disappointed. Every single place sold them for around 40 to 50 USD. It was just buttered lobster which is good but for the amount I got, it was definitely not worth, and honestly I'd rather have bread on the side than as a roll
The popularity of lobster rolls mostly comes from a time, not so long ago, when eating lobster and shrimp was on about the same level as eating crickets. People in the Northeast would catch them for export. Poor kids brought lobster rolls to school, rich kids brought baloney sandwiches or Oscar Mayer hot dogs. Eventually, people decided lobster was a "luxury" food so now you get these tiny little lobster rolls for absurb prices. Hard to understand how they'd attract any new fans today.
I might be biased but Asian style of lobster is amazing. My favorite is salted egg yolk lobster (I think also literally translated as golden sand or smth)
40-50 smackers is an unreasonable price for lobster roll. I also wouldn't be impressed for that price.
I've had a few but would never pay that much. Especially after having one from McDonald's in Maine awhile ago for like $10 that tasted exactly the same. I check every time I'm up there and it's never been available again
lobster rolls are good only if you think "man these would be awesome if it werent $60 for a meal"
I mean that's pretty close to what they call a lobster roll in most places.
I could literally go next door and get one right now.
They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.
Friend, I want a lobdog
I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it's not going well.
Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can't talk him back, and walks off, but he's walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren't rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that "Firework" song from that American woman singer.
There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.
So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn't sell at a pride fest.
Ryan Reynolds... dressed in pink booty shorts ... at an LGBT pride festival but it's not going well.
Well that's just unrealistic.
Man I'm always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don't remember anything. When I do it's shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I've woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I'd much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.
Based on a true story
Written and directed by Agent641
Starring Ryan Raynolds
I'm high and I still wouldn't eat that.
You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.
Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.
Then replace the "Greek salad" bit with melted cheese.
Then replace the bread with cheese
Cheese.
Then replace the whole thing with something that isn’t a hand.
Thanks for mentioning it was a data analyst, I would be confused otherwise.
lol wtf
"It came to me in a dream" is a cursed reason to make something IRL.
An example of two things I love eating. On their own.
They don't need to be married.
