I quite like lentils. They store really well, you can use them in myriad ways, and in a pinch you can use them as an environmentally friendly shrapnel filler in a homemade grenade.
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Now that's my kind of guy! Where can I vote for him?
Oh fuck, he is long dead. Shame.
Diogenes would have used Linux 100%
Diogenes is some TempleOS level independent.
And a feature phone that can't run any apps or Internet browsing
Not so sure, computer might be decadence.
never, have I ever heard anything bad about Diogenes, and the more I learn about Socrates and Plato, the less I like them.
Fuck Plato and Socrates and everything they stood for.
Too sober to elaborate if asked. just look at why exactly was Socrates on trial. not the reason Plato says, but the actual reason.
You've never heard that Diogenes was a nudist and known for wanking in public? Or possibly even bestiality?
Also, I wonder what you think Socrates was on trial for. He called a lot of standard assumptions into question, and was called impious by the political/religious elite. They didn't like how he was educating people to think rationally instead of believing whatever they're told to believe, so they charged him with "corrupting the youth."
It's comparable to magas today going after public school teachers or college professors, because they teach "science" and other works of the devil.
A lot of people criticize Plato without really understanding him. They think he wanted a rationalist theocracy but that's missing the point entirely. He was against anti-intellectualism in a society that worshipped incestuous gods.
Also, Plato and Socrates made extensive use of elenchus and aporia, deliberately emphasizing the limitations of human knowledge. Instead of asserting what they believed to be true, they would use a series of questions to get their counterparts to examine their own beliefs, while identifying inconsistencies and irrational conclusions.
Their main thing was to point out how much of what people believe they "know," are actually assumptions based on societal conditioning.
He was on trial because his disciples committed a coup which lead to the death of about 10% of Athens in 8 months, which then ran away and the closest thing to anyone being on trial was their teacher, who campaigned against democracy, and not once in the trial disvowed his students or even acknowledged the slaughter.
that's why we think he was on trial for bs "corruption the youth" because that's the bs he talked about in his trial (written by Plato after the fact).
he was more like a conservative grifter, Jordan Peterson, or a Nazi propagandists who got sentenced to death for nazi crimes.
look into the 30 tyrants.
also non Platonic contemporary accounts portray Socrates as a grifter, teaching BS for cash while complaining of sophists doing the same (the clouds of Erastophanes).
don't think Socrates was a old kind wise man.
I've never heard that before. Do you have a source for that information?
Athenian democracy was more like "democracy for wealthy athenian landowners." It's not much like modern democracy, so there was a lot to criticize about it. Even modern democracy can be described as "rule of the ignorant" in some places, so it's not like it's impossible to validly criticize.
I don't know what kinds of arguments Jordan Peterson makes because I've never listened to him, but from what I've heard it sounds like he merely tries to rationalize male stereotypes by giving them an appearance of validity. That's definitely not what Socrates was doing; in fact the Athenian elites he criticized were closer to the Jordan Peterson type.
And nothing Socrates or Plato said remotely resembled Nazi propaganda, so unless you cite some textual examples I'm not going to take that seriously.
Also, Plato criticized the 30 tyrants. So I don't see what connection you're trying to draw there.
As far as "non-Platonic contemporary accounts" go, what primary sources are they citing? Or is it just pure navel-gazing? Criticizing old white dudes is the easiest way to get ahead in modern academia, it's the only way to slide through the peer-review process without a defensible critique. Valid criticisms can be made, but they require textual evidence (unless they're criticizing a white dude; then anything goes, apparently).
Sophists made use of wordplay and tautology to seem wise, while mostly reaffirming common assumptions that people already held. Plato and Socrates were rationalists, which is completely different. They used discursive reasoning rather than mere semantics. And if someone doesn't understand the difference, then it's not worth my time to try to explain. Too many people reject rationalism while falling for semantics; how does one reason with someone who's irrational?
Keep in mind we don't have anything about what he said. at least not directly. all we have is Plato writing him as a character. Even his "apology" was written by Plato after the trial. It being more a propaganda speech by Plato than an actual trial recording.
look at any sources regarding " 30 tyrants " wiki is a good start (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Tyrants). also, non Platonic accounts like Erastophanes portray him as a grifter (https://youtu.be/76lkcYbjdFk).
And after all, he was found guilty for that Athenian genocide (even though Plato denied it) by his own people. so there's that.
Plato got spared, he was invited to participate in the 30 tyrants government (which included his cousin and uncle), but decided not to once the genocide started. https://medium.com/the-first-philosophers/plato-4-5-the-thirty-tyrants-2447c90f3af1
for something so well documented, It is insane that no one knows about it
There are also accounts by Xenophon. And I'm aware of the limitations of citing Plato's accounts, but that doesn't justify leveling any accusation one can come up with. Also, the satires of Aristophanes hardly count as historical evidence.
Neither of the other two sources you provided say anything about Plato or Socrates being complicit with the regime or guilty of genocide. In fact, it seems like they had some animosities towards the thirty tyrants.
Where are you getting this claim that Socrates was found guilty for the Athenian genocide? It says right here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Socrates) that the charges were impiety and corrupting the youth (by encouraging them to question their elders).
The impious acts cited were "failing to acknowledge the gods that the city acknowledges" and "introducing new deities" (apparently Reason (διάνοια) was a deity in their view...)
the trial was due questioning democracy and leading to an extremely violent coup.
that's like saying the civil war was because state rights.
keep in mind that Aristotle and Plato were extremely influential and enmeshed in the political elite (Alexander the Great). their views and erasure of that genocide was intentional.
That trial was for the Athenian genocide, and he was found guilty of corrupting the youth, that what it meant.
i get that a comedy play calling Socrates a grifter isn't proof, but just part of the evidence that contemporaries thought he was one.
Everything that I've read so far says the "coup" you're referring to was a result of the Spartans after the Peloponnesian war. You haven't substantiated Socrates or Plato's involvement with any sources that even suggest that.
It's not at all like the civil war because it happened millennia ago with only fragmentary evidence. We have far more records from the civil war era due to it only having been a couple hundred years ago, which isn't that long in the grand scheme of things.
Aristotle was Alexander's tutor, yes, but Plato had no involvement with Alexander and the trial and execution of Socrates happened long before Alexander was even born. Plato and Aristotle are diametrically opposed philosophically, so bringing up Aristotle's involvement with Alexander has zero bearing on the philosophy of either Plato or Socrates.
Plus, the modern sciences owe far more to Aristotle than he's given credit for, so if tutoring Alexander the Great is such a demerit then we have to throw out basically all human inquiry that took place in the western world from medieval scholasticism to the modern scientific method. That would be a pretty severe ad hominem, but I guess if you're going that far then you'd have to throw out the field of logic too, so then you can commit all the fallacies you want because hey, the father of systemic logic tutored a Macedonian imperialist so all the fundamentals of logic must be flawed, right?
the comparison with the civil war was because twats say it was "States rights" while technically true, it was for the States rights to have slaves.
I compared it with Socrates, because his trial was due to corruption of the youth. which meant corrupting them against democracy into violent tyrants.
the wiki on the 30 tyrants literally has a section called "Socrates and the thirty".
and the wiki on the trial has a section "Association with Alcibiades and the Thirty Tyrants". (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Socrates)
Also, worth noting (again), in his apology he never denounced any of his students that committed the genocide. and while he did defy them when asked to provide info on people to kill, he was spared by the tyrants.
From the section in the link you cited:
Several of the Thirty had been students of Socrates, but there is also a record of their falling out.
The reference points to Xenophon's Memorobilia.
Husserl taught Heidegger, and Heidegger became a nazi, but that doesn't make Husserl a nazi. In fact, Husserl was Jewish and had to flee nazi Germany. So you see, a person isn't necessarily responsible for the things one's pupil does.
And from the "Socrates and the thirty" section on the thirty tyrants page:
In his Memorabilia (Bk 1, Ch 2), Xenophon reports a contentious confrontation between Socrates and the Thirty, Critias included. Socrates is summoned before the group and ordered not to instruct or speak to anyone, whereupon Socrates mocks the order by asking sarcastically whether he will be allowed to ask to buy food in the marketplace. Xenophon uses the episode to illustrate both Socrates' own critique of the slaughtering of Athenian citizens by the Thirty, as well as make the case that the relationship between Critias and Socrates had significantly deteriorated by the time Critias obtained power.
The only quotes suggesting he was responsible for the thirty tyrants on either page were from a contemporary writer, and it seems more like speculation than anything else.
There's really no compelling evidence suggesting that Socrates was responsible for the thirty tyrants or their slaughter of Athenian citizens.
"Corrupting the youth" simply meant teaching them to think for themselves. The "pious" aristocrats didn't like that sort of thing back then, any more than their ilk like that sort of thing today.
Can you explain how the "introducing new deities" accusation fits into your interpretation of the trial?
pulling them away from the old religion into his grift.
Let's invert the dialogue. do you think someone being sentenced to death, and the same someone's students (whom they failed to denounce or even acknowledge) committing a genocide and a foreign coup, have nothing to do with each other?
Nwm, lost my vote.
Do you disagree with something I said? It's totally fine if you do, but it would contribute more to the discussion if you said what and why
Oh, I commented somewhere that I would vote for Diogenes.
Your first sentence changed my mind.
Oh, I see. I was missing some context.
Yeah, Diogenes is very quotable and had some good points, but not exactly someone to emulate...
"Were I not Alexander the great I would wish to be you Diogenes"
"I would wish to be me too"
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Anarchy when? (And by anarchy, I mean a horizontal, egalitarian and self-sufficient society. A rule without rulers.)
The more I learn about this guy, the more I think we should be teaching him as one of the great philosophers.
I mean, yes and no: he was a cynic, but he also did things like masturbate in public during Aristotle's lectures.
There's a fine line between living your principles and trolling for the sake of it (Diogenes, not you)
Sounds great. And the no?
Being too cynical about everything makes one an insufferable bastard, deprived of joy.
I feel like the cranking it in public thing is too problematic at this stage of societal development.
It was probably problematic back then too. But it is now too.
our social is so afraid of sex. let people wank in public who tf cares, as long as they don't aim at me or my food, it ain't my problem.
bored on the bus stop, go ahead. waiting for you food in a restaurant, have fun.
Id rather not sit at a table thats been busted all over
Great, so there is a free table for me now.
He is one of the greats.
Also the most memeable...
He is, and all the other ancient Greek philosophers you've heard of are slaver shut heels whose writing shouldn't be given so much weight
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Lentils are yummy. I’m powerful?
Lentils are yummy. I’m powerful?
That sounds like an incomplete haiku tbh.
Lentils are yummy
I am powerful
The king can suck it
Kowtow to the king? I am not subservient… Lentils are yummy!
Diogenes surely invented the pea shooter
Dave is Diogenes descendant, confirmed
I agree with that finding. XD
Lentil launcher.
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