OP may have been defenestrated.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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or why as a lefty I'm enormously annoyed by many many lefties
Seriously. I don't think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are
Fake: girl was actually interested in anon
Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.
Fake: there are no women on 4Chan
Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals
Haha fair enough
Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol
genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply
Now look who's hyperfocused
cogito ergo gay
She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.
I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.
Me too but with Americans
I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.
That's a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.
But what about America?
Wasn't the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?
Didn't work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.
Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.
Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.
Fortunately it's entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.
for now.
Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I'm not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.
Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia ... so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.
op is probably sunflower zoned now
Drone zoned
Why you think he even got drafted?
as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection
It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.
III?
Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time
Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.
Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.
Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice
Wdym they weren't last time? /s
Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.
Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists
So relatable, amiright fellow kids?