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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

One day blinding stew might do the trick

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago

I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what's needed here.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

send her to fat camp

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 155 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 64 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

stew that blinds for one day

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 51 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 hours ago

Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 69 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Shouldn't it be when ~~THEY'RE~~ 18?

Edit: The BOYS are 18

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

It's a miracle of modern technology.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 minutes ago (1 children)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 4 minutes ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

They are all fake.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's kind of concerning for you.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah. Breath strips help.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 138 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 25 minutes ago

On 4chan?! No, that couldn't be!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

it does indeed scream incel

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 1 hour ago

Was it the green text that gave it away?

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 hours ago

anon dreamt this up while masturbating

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wdym? It's totally normal to refer to your daughter's clothes as slutty

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

My parents did that with my sisters.

Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 27 points 16 hours ago

"Popular Crowd" hobbies

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 71 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

Gay: reasons

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Anon searches daughter's phone for dick pics

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 14 hours ago

It's gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 24 points 19 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

[–] Artaca@lemdro.id 6 points 13 hours ago

Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 35 points 19 hours ago

I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 18 hours ago

Straight to jail