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Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon's daughter is easy