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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you're in big trouble.

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

na        than

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shorten it to "Than", the "Na" is silent. I'd rather you pronounce the "Th" like "Thought" to say "Than" than "Than" like a typical "The" sound. When I was younger I had them call me "Thane", that was "Than" with a nonexistent silent "E" that wasn't on the end.

Is that sentence even readable?

[–] Jerkface@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

No, I hate it- it's perfect.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fucking "Queue" has entered the chat...

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sure, Queueuentin.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 32 points 3 days ago

It's the name of the twin you absorbed in the womb.

[–] shadshack@feddit.online 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

New guy at work's legal name is Emilejustin, and goes by Justin. Effectively the Emile is silent.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I used to work with a guy whose first name was Lordprince. His parents must have had high hopes for him.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A friend's brother was named 'Suprman'. Yes, it was spelled without the e

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

They left out the "E' for an Extra Enhancement on that "Eeeeeewwww".

[–] breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[–] four@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

Middle names are kinda like that

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Since when did the alien comic guy stray into microblogging?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Since forever I think, but tbh I only follow his comics so I don't know what else is he writing about

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I'm gonna guess since 2018 at least

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Imagine using a language that has consistent pronunciation and no concept of "silent" letters

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

会多语的人加入了这群聊

(People who know multiple languages have joined the chat)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

*laughs in Estonian*

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

That's Nathan for you.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

"It's spelled Raymond Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

My dumbass would make it parenthetical. "My name is Bruce, the nat-han is silent."

[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago

So it’s just pronounced “nat-han” then?

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Now that's a reasonable idea that won't go out of hand!

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This the alien comics guy

[–] colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Mlep(clay)nos has entered the chat