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[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

When no one is QA, everyone becomes QA.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember when I was younger seeing how fast some products were developed and I was like “wow, how do they get these produced and tested so fast?”

As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize they just don’t test a lot of the time. Or don’t do proper testing.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Every company has a test environment. Some companies have production environments.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clearly made by a junior. Any senior developer knows users are a bunch of animals.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

Animals would be preferable. I reckon a chipmunk would be able to understand the instructions, it's only humans that fuck it up that bad.

Because who else would raise a support ticket because the first name field doesn't allow emoji? Or ask for a Braille language option, it's still English Karen, it's basically just a font, and there's no point anyway without a braille output, just putting the dots on the screen isn't helpful. That one got closed as it "won't fix" since there's no one in the organisation who's blind and it's mostly a hardware problem anyway.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Testing on animals in prpduction?! :O

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So the actual equivalent is testing directly on humans.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Specifically on the customers

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

So testing on animals?

[–] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Which are animals.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Using the Agile framework we built our fault tolerant app to maintain uptime even when the individual micro service fails to maintain our 9.999 SLA.

/S

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Wow four nines!

Wow, 9.999 sore Louisianan assholes!

That’s almost ten!

[–] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ulterno@programming.dev -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OPs meme definitely gives off COVID vaccine vibes.
I wonder if its little problems have been fixed yet or are they still using the tried and tested (and failed testing with idk ~0.01%) formula.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you know there's like 10 different major vaccines of which the major variants include dead virus, live modified virus, mRNA, sub-protein units, and at least one other tech?

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 2 months ago

Thanks to you, I do now.
There seemed to be only 2 over here back when I was reading its news (oh and then a booster one that came later) and seemed like the more widely used ones were causing some blood clotting problems in some people.

[–] niartenyaw@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago

so you do test on animals

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Do i count as animal too? For the last weeks i had to fix userstorys and code clearly AI writen for a coworker. I CANT SEE AZURE BOARD ANYMORE IM SICK OF IT!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But we do have a QA department. I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that's humane or not.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

As a QA employee, asking us to test in production is a crime against humanity.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

My laptop doesn't have stickers all over it, but this could be my gateway sticker.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is this AI? I ask because the no sign is behind the focal items.

[–] TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i actually ran into the dude who made this design and he gave me a lot of these stickers. so, while it could’ve been made with AI, i can tell you that it was done in 2024 and i met him in an AI critical setting and he was very proud of having made this. since i don’t remember him having mentioned AI at all, i find it likely for this to be done without AI

[–] eta@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did he make more of these and does he post them anywhere online?

[–] TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

i honestly don’t know, but there’s a slim chance i may run into him again at 39c3. in that case i’ll ask

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

I think it's designed that way on purpose to not obscure what the objects are.

[–] YellowTraveller@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

It could just be a simple layer mistake

[–] Piege@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ExFed@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I want a patch. Heck, I'd settle for a sticker.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I work on a help desk that also assists with testing before a change is made to production. This meme was well received in our group chat.

[–] Greenbeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago