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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Mine was "facade".

Fuck Aid

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

As a Canadian ..... no doot aboot it

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Archipelago

Still don’t know the correct way.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've heard both ark uh pella go and ark i pelli go. Probably just dialect difference.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm a fan of Archie pella-go but I'm almost positive that nobody anywhere considers it correct 🤷

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuschia is pronounced Fuck-tosia

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not to be confused with Fuck-Tasha

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Elegant

For some reason I said “eglant”

Harsh lesson to learn in a 8th grade class speech.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Mine:

  • adolescence = "a-doller-sanse"
  • awry = "aww-reeee"
  • banal = "banal"
[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Awry was something I pronounced like you did forever until I heard it spoken. Sadly that was in some medieval show, so I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be an accent or if you actually pronounce it like that :D

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Awry is particularly relatable.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Aw-ry, aw-ry, aw-ry.

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I've always had a bad opinion of people who try to chide little kids who use words like runned instead of ran. I'd always argued the kid successfully extrapolated past tense words end with a hard d sound and haven't gotten to deeper English classes to learn the special scenarios for words like run or drink.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 23 points 2 weeks ago

You are correct; the "correct" way to correct speech issues like this is to repeat their story back to them using the correct wording.

For my 4yo, currently he is saying hims rather than his. Rather than saying in a corrective way "his, is how you say that, not hims"; you repeat the story, "oh, that is his tractor!".

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 20 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I often start talking about a book I'm reading only to realise I have zero idea how to pronouce the names of half of the characters.

My sister recently blew my mind when she straight up pronounced "the Teixcalaanli Empire", presumably correctly and without any hesitation. I haven't heard it out loud before then. Hell, I didn't even know it was possible to pronounce it in the first place.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

None of the Dune audio works can agree on how "Tleilaxu" is pronounced. I've heard everything from "telly-axe-uh" to "t'lay-lax-you"

[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

We were actually talking about A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine. Can't recommend it enough. It's narrowly my favourite lesbian science fiction debut novel-turned-series about a galactic empire of 2019.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And now I was like - What? Isn't it supposed to be Tleilax? But yeah, Teixcalaanli Empire, I miss the Memory Called Empire world, I need a third book now!

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My left eye twitches when niche rhymes with itch.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would you pronounce it "eesh"?

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

English is nothing if not a bastard child of way too many different languages and has inherited and then changed their pronunciation rules. English pronunciation will never make sense.

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[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

English is just mispronounced French

Interesting history provided by Rob Words - https://youtu.be/TUL29y0vJ8Q

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"The History of English Podcast" is really fun and gets into the weeds of why English is such a mess.

Not be be confused with "The History of England Podcast", which is also really good.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Poppycock. It's mispronounced German and Latin and Greek and French and... well... English, all with a delightful seasoning of mispronounced Dutch and Spanish.

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[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Well, not necessarily a book nowadays. But this was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or it was the name of a character in a JRPG you played as a child.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago

JRPGs are like 50% book so I say we still count it.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

A1 is coming for our jobs. It's an evil cable of people.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Um, not always.

(Points toward Trump trying to say anonymous.)

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Acetaminophen was hilarious

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I first saw "epoch" in Chrono Trigger and I thought it was pronounced like "E-Pock." Years later, I found out it's the same as "epic." So I had probably actually heard it spoken before ever reading it, but thought they were saying "epic" and not "epoch" because, in the context, both words would absolutely work.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nah, this is wrong. In british english, it's pronounced EE-pock. American it's generally pronounced eh-pock. In no way is it ever pronounced 'epic'.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

whew thank fuck, I didn't catch the dropdown for american vs British when searched it

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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Mine was queue. I assumed it was pronounced like kway. I thought queue as in a line, was cue, like the stick.

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[–] teft@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This joke doesn't work for a normal language like spanish that has regular orthography, only languages like english or french that have broken spelling.

Klingonese is read the way it's spoken so it also wouldn't suffer from this problem.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

a normal language like spanish that has regular orthography

que necesitas para entender que esto es algo falso? Un Casco?

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Spanish is one of the best languages for having the spelling match the pronunciation, but it's not perfect. First of all, you can't spell something just based on hearing it because a /k/ sound can be a 'c' or a 'k', and a /s/ can be an 's' or a 'c'. It also has silent letters like 'h'. Going the other way, seeing the spelling of Mexico, Xalapa, Oaxaca, etc. would lead someone who didn't know to try to pronounce them with a /ks/ sound, but they're really pronounced as if they were spelled Mejico, Jalapa and Oajaca. Then, there are loan words like "psicologia" where the "p" is retained from the original language, but not pronounced in Spanish.

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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

I still don't know the actual pronunciation of macabre.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] teft@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

There are three accepted ways of saying it:

Ma-cah-bruh

Ma-cahb

Ma-cahb-err

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[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lost a spelling bee in 5th grade to abhor

I put an e on the end. The word took out the whole class, except the Korean kid. He was my best friend and wicked smart.

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[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Audiobooks do the reverse.

"Wait, that's how you spell that??"

I guess it's usually with names, though.

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