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Seriously, Fuck Black Friday. Fuck the weeks before raising prices. Fuck the pretend 75% off of a piece of shit item that costs 5 bucks to make. Fuck making that item and marking it up 500%. Fuck not paying the person making that item a living wage. Fuck making a trinket that leverages a desperate person's full day of labour away from their families.

There is no Thanks I'm giving here...And specifically a big fucking middle finger to the Amazon that takes lives and makes this world a shittier place.

Save the real Amazon by killing off the namesake corporation.

Fuck you Bezos, I hope your yacht fucking sinks while you and your plastic wife are aboard having botched elective surgeries.

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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Black Friday be like:

Item is $300

Day before black Friday

item is $300 with a "$399" with a slash through it beside it.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm more of a Magnetbox bird, myself.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Black friday used to actually be good. but like everything good, corporate greed ruined it.

It became a week long event, then a month long event, then companies figured out if they slightly hurt sales in late october/november by doubling prices, they could massively increase sales for black friday, and make those sales at near normal retail pricing too thanks to JCPennying.

I still shop black friday when I can. not to buy into marketing hype, or to buy something for its normal price and think I got an amazing deal, but because I hope to find something i actually need in a discount price I can actually afford. . . Which is getting rarer and rarer with each passing year.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you're being held at gunpoint to make shitty purchases. I tend to just ignore it, and I've survived so far.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

It was more of a rant against Black Friday and the associated consumer culture. So, I agree with you. I don't purchase anything.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 20 hours ago

Here in the UK, retailers have been pretending Black Friday has always been a thing. In reality it only arrived here a few years ago. The first year, it was crazy. The second year, it was underwhelming. A few years on, we have Black Friday Week which actually lasts two weeks (this week and next). Internally we call it Black Friday Month, which should give you some idea of the eventual endgame.

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I feel cleaner having shared the thought though! Now the day feels better somehow.

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

To be clear, I completely agree. I've been tracking the Samsung nvme prices, and... It was sobering what tactics were used to raise prices. Worst part is, it's the same on any store. Bestbuy, microcenter, amazon newegg. All of the prices rose and fell in unison.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I was just looking at NVME and RAM prices. Buying those things is a nightmare. I haven't found any larger storage NVME lately but I was given some nice 8TB hdds for media and backups. Also, haven't found ddr5 but found some free ddr4 for some servers.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Relevant comment I left on a similar post:

It's even worse in Australia. A long while back we had a really bad bushfire that resulted in something like 70 people dying called black Friday. More recently we had a bushfire that resulted in over 150 people dying and 400 injured called black Saturday

It's honestly insulting to see these corporations come in and have these black Friday sales, showing that they don't care or respect for the history of Australia or its people, all while they flaunt the masquerade of "It's for you!!!"

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

While it's nothing like the same degree, as nobody was hurt, we already had black Friday in the UK too. It's the last Friday before Christmas, when the factories would close for the holidays and the workers would typically hit the pubs to celebrate.

Now we've got black Friday, black Friday season, and even black week being advertised to us, all based on an American holiday in November 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

The Bloody Sunday discounts in Ireland are insane

[–] Redkid1324@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would argue to say black Friday is dead. The deals were definitely not that great this year and there is no time crunch anymore since it's like a whole weekend or week and nobody has money to do that anymore.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It was 99% a lie even at its peak.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Depends on what you are buying. PC/gaming stuff, yeah this year sucked. sports stuff? amazing deals to be had.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

If you live in a government or university (or tech industry) town the tech churn happens often. I don't always need the most modern stuff for gaming so ewaste supplies a lot of useful shit for me. Sport stuff can usually be bought from rich quitters for cheap. Same with work stuff (especially blue collar work stuff like workboots). Although, I definitely treat myself to quality sport stuff purchases from time to time.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

PC stuff sucked this year thanks to AI datacenters creating shortages that saw stuff like 100 dollar sets of ram skyrocket to 1000 dollars

[–] Redkid1324@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Really? Didn't notice the sports stuff. Glad you found some good deals

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago

Mark located

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

In Germany there's a "previous price" button and they're not allowed to first raise the prices. I just got a sweater I'd been ogling for months for less than half price.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If I didn't need to buy cough syrup, I wouldn't have spent a cent today.

Took a walk, sat on a bench, played decade old games, decorated the tree, and ate leftovers.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like a great day. Sorry about the cold. Unless you enjoy cough syrup. No judgement.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Living your best life, I see

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I needed to pick up sour cream for a dish I was making. It was the store brand, on sale #doorcrasher /s

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry you only buy stupid crap on black friday. I stock on on useful shit I used throughout the year and wait to make large purchases so I can save $100s. I've saved like $5000 over the past 5 years with black friday deals on stuff I was going to buy/need anyway.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I was ranting more about having another day that gives corporations an excuse to promote consumption. I rarely buy things. Deals that save money on useful shit are awesome though. I won't be critical of you saving cash.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Black Friday is beyond bizarre.

This women I work with gets up at 430 to get in line for the sales.

Great way to ruin thanksgiving.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Some drive across the US border. Some people need to get a life.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm buying all my Christmas gifts this month, and all the stuff I had earmarked I found on good deals in various sales. I therefore have more money to spend on things I need than I would have otherwise.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Do you though? Or did they raise prices over the last 3 months and lower it this week to pretend that you’re getting a deal?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, I do, and no they did not. I've been keeping an eye on some things for 6 months or more that I knew I was getting, a few things since last Christmas. Some sales, believe it or not, have good deals.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Good glad you saved some money.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I used the day to decorate my reusable tree with sentimental ornaments I've been collecting my whole life. My kid did about half the work, holiday music was played for ambiance.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I just... Don't need that much stuff. Most of my money goes to food and shelter.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Same. I just enjoy rants against the machine.

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, today's Buy Nothing Day!

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Ery day is Buy Nothing Day

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I've found the bitching about prices going up to present bigger discounts to be mostly not true unless you are just mindlessly buying small cheap shit.

I've definitely saved some money shopping today.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah true. I saved a ton by not buying anything

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I know I'm in the minority in the fediverse on this but for the last few months (for some of what I wanted, about 10 months) I've kept glancing at a few things that weren't urgent but would be needed soonish, and now the prices have all come down a good chunk for Black Friday.

I get if you're randomly scrolling amazon looking for deals, yeah, that's garbage. But if you've been patient, with actual specific ideas...

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Bingo. I basically think about what I"m going to buy in the next six months and list it up and then buy it on black friday if it's below the normal price. And usually it is.

I just bought 6 bags of $25 coffee for $15 each. Bought a bunch of summer stuff that I will use next year. Saved 60 bucks on what I was going to buy anyway. Didn't buy any games this year because nothing I wanted was more than $10 off and it will be cheaper after the holidays, but most years I buy all my gaming stuff for the year on black friday.

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah I agree. Planning what you need definitely helps. I usually make a list and discover I can either buy local, get the shit for free, or in six months I don't really need it.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, it does happen, but it's mostly shitty companies that do that.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like many other commenters here, I spent the day not shopping, not watching TV (I don't even own one and haven't even heard of your favorite streaming services), not listening to any popular music or even the A sides of albums by some bands you've never heard of, eating only whole foods that didn't show any form of suffering during their demise when harvested from the community garden, identifying 2026 candidates to align with (whom I shall never name here lest someone bring up an imperfect act they once failed to adequately denounce), and telling loose acquaintances that I am an ally for their non-traditional romantic entanglements.

Was it Black Friday?

[–] Dumpdog@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Hahaha. Yeah buddy. You sound like you are partaking in the grand old tradition of American Style Sarcasm! Fun. I enjoy the more refined Pisstake that the British so skillfully employ.