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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The movie version of being "knocked out".

Someone is knocked unconscious for long enough to be moved to a new location and probably tied up. And they wake up just fine. They're able to engage in witty banter with their captor. If they manage to break free they're able to fight effectively.

The reality? A massive concussion. Extreme disorientation. Likely to puke if they have to move much.

If you ever watch a "knockout" in boxing or MMA, the unconsciousness lasts a seconds at most, mostly not even a second. Someone's knees go wobbly then they recover, but they're still disoriented and uncoordinated. If they're out for longer than a second or two, everyone's concerned and the fighter is rushed to the hospital.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its an excuse to not depict the killing of a bunch of bad guys. "We're the good guys" remember?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

How so? Why is the alternative killing?

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Wait … I never noticed that!!!

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

When there's a countdown in a movie where something must be done before it's finished but the entire scene takes longer than the countdown.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Namek exploding intensifies

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Time is non-linear, we are in the 4th dimention.

Also its usually 1 digit of time left of the decimal point on the countdown timer. Usually like 3 seconds or less, sometimes they make it so dramatic that its literally last second or fraction of a second.

Like... c'mon. Make it so at like 23 second left, or 1 minute 47 second left or something random, like every bomb always get disarmed at 1 second? The fuck lol.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago

The thing that completely takes me out of the movie / show whenever I see it is people who get knocked backwards by bullets / shotgun blasts. The maximum amount of momentum transferred by a bullet or pack of shotgun pellets is the same amount as the shove it gives to the shooter's hands or shoulder.

If it's in a Chinese Gun Fu, Wire Fu, Gun Wuxia type movie where everything is slightly fantastical, I can accept it as a kind of over-the-top element of that style. But, it really bothers me when it happens in something that's otherwise fairly realistic.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

One of the many things that annoys me about the sitcom Big Bang Theory is that as pedantic as Sheldon is, not once does he ever complain to Penny about the lack of headrests in her car. You'd think he'd refuse to ride until she replaced them. Totally immersion breaking.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

What pisses me of is when major studios make an entire show about a specific profession but cant be bothered to consult anyone from said profession

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Many things the characters do that professionals in real life would say they don't do because bad things happen. But with doing things professional, the plot can't happen and there is no tension.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

Im not saying they should be 100% accurate and everything needs to be done professionally, im just saying professionals from the feild should at least be consulted

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Rearview mirrors get removed too. Sometimes, especially on column-shift cars, the transmission is still in park.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

and a lot of tv show car scenes ate filmed on a lowbed tow truck. once you notice the height difference you can't really unsee it.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You'd think they'd make a custom trailer that's low to the ground as possible at this point.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

To me it's 2 things.

Driving with their windows down against reflections when filmed from the outside, even during rain, freezing temps and snow. Or when someone tries to grab them and they get in a car, apparently putting their window down before driving away, then to be grabbed through the window.

Other thing is roughly 600 bullets in a gun magazine, plus regular cars being completely bulletproof. Even when driving in full machine gun fire from a gun with thousands of bullets in a 30 round magazine, at most a window gets popped.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

600 bullets in a gun magazine

Counting shots in John Wick was fun for that reason: the count actually works out

The bulletproof cars, on the other hand, are still an issue.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

at least with john wick it's a little more believable that the majority of assassins for a super secretive and exclusive international crime syndicate would have armor in their vehicles.

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

In The Shining, when the family is being given a tour of the hotel fairly early in the movie, they get shown the walk in fridge. There is a shot of the door to the fridge from the hallway and then a cut to a shot from the back of the fridge looking toward the door. The hinges are on opposite sides between the two shots. Immersion ruined.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This might be a simple goof, but a lot of the layout in The Shining (intentionally) doesn't make any sense. There's some great analysis of the insane architecture of the hotel.

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah! Someone else mentioned this, and I knew it was a bit of a thing. I also know that a lot of the film was shot on location, so I’m curious if the shot was actually flipped, or maybe one of the shots was done on a set, not in the actual fridge. I read/watched some stuff about the intentional discontinuities in The Shining but this one has never been mentioned as far as I know.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 7 hours ago

Flipping shots gets done far too often in movies. I remember a particularly egregious one in one of the Harry Potter movies where all the text on the blackboard behind a teacher was mirrored lol.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

Scientists doing everything and coming up with ideas on their own without any assistants or collaboration. They are also somehow mad genius experts on every field, like they are also physicist, biologist and engineer all in one. Most scientists in real life are specialist because it is impossible to be a generalist. There are also no such thing as home laboratories. You can't work in an uncontrolled and unregulated environment because it affects not just results of experiments, but health and safety is a major issue if things go awry.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There are "home labs" but they'd be on par with the more interesting youtubers like Cody or Styropyro. Not a Tony Stark situation.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Similarly, when a movie scientist/engineer insists a thing can't be done, until an authority figure chews them out/threatens them. Then, there's suddenly a breakthrough.

There's other ways the person in charge can help!

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 10 hours ago

Movie scientists creates AI on their home PC.

Reality calls for billions in datacenters, gigawatts in power and a few 10,000 people.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

"But how can we create a rocket powerful enough to reach the sun?!"

'Stand back, I'm an orthodontist.'

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