KnowledgeableNip

"But how can we create a rocket powerful enough to reach the sun?!"

'Stand back, I'm an orthodontist.'

But God help you if you want to remove a statue honoring a Confederate general

Thank you, NYC. We all needed this.

Yes

The comments were full of people saying stuff like demiboys who are "assigned female at birth" are tomboys or just women who want to feel special.

This feels transphobic and shitty, I wouldn't give it a lot of weight

Happened in Nebraska too. Voters passed legal weed but the GOP isn't going to follow through and is actually trying to outlaw the farm bill shit in the process.

There's no reason for them to actually legislate or govern since they'll still get voted in, all they need is the R and they're set. World's easiest job.

I would like a middle ground between "snack pack for children" and "impending diarrhea."

fartdog georg

He knows the Soviets beat the Allies to Berlin, right?

Oh who am I kidding. If it's not printed on a menu and handed out with crayons, he's unaware.

Charlie Kirk is a sentient sack of human shit and his opinion is worth even less.

They believe whatever Trump does is gospel and their news outlets convince them the same. He can do no wrong because that would shatter the reality they've constructed.

Undo a century of global hegemony by being a self-absorbed idiot and things tend to go poorly.

He'd realize that if he wasn't a self-absorbed idiot.