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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 414 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Okay. Idea. Repurpose Epstein island as a pedo and sex offender prison.

What's the consensus ?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago

I appreciate your support, daggermoon

[–] jdredbeard@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

That's exactly why Republicans like him.

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[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So plenty of people have pointed out this tweet is forged, but similar sentiment has been shared by Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes, and other "manosphere"/alt-right grifters.

I just want to put out clearly what these men mean, and what the dog-whistle here is: They are not saying a man with a penis fucking a woman's pussy is gay. They are saying that a man following all the acts of affection and consideration to the physical and emotional wants and needs of your partner is: effeminate, inferior, non-masculine, and therefore "gay". This is what incels argue when they complain about "modern women" and divorce and "gold diggers". Being anything less than an egotist, entitle, aggressive prick is "gay"; and they know just as well as their critics, that few women would take a relationship like that.

The Turning Point USA/Heritage Foundation evangelical-type want women as Second-Class Citizens. The manosphere/incel type want women as property --[sold from father to husband] property. (Well, that's the vision they sell. The grifters want men single and alone; shut-in and consuming their content.)

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The way the alt right has been working for the past ten years has been saying something absolutely outrageous, and then claiming it’s a joke/satire afterwords. It’s a way of introducing those ideas into the mainstream while maintaining plausible deniability. They started by “joking” that we should repeal the 19th amendment, but the goal is to shift the Overton window. Any “satire” is a fig leaf.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 208 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago

Let's be real, he'd be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I liked it better when he was in prison for sex trafficking.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to that?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Trump and his Christian Values

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 97 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 131 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.

https://www.lowkickmma.com/andrew-tate-claims-straight-men-with-girlfriends-are-gay-gets-roasted-online/

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 43 points 5 days ago

That little piss stain is certifiably insane

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 68 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.

Basically it's a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.

TL:DR can't have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (3 children)

A real man shouldn't tie himself to a single woman. A real man should be fucking everything he can get his hands on.

There ya go!

[–] cmoney@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fucking other men is actually the straightest thing you can do.

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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let me make this loud and clear. If you're a gay man with a boyfriend in 2025, you're straight.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There's nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

FELLAS, Is it GAY to have a girlfriend? You're literally dating someone who likes MEN!

FELLAS, is it GAY to breath? You're literally breathing in shit that's been inside other men.

FELLAS, is it GAY to fucking EXIST? A PART OF YOU CAME OUT A MAN'S BALLS!

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 77 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to be straight?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 69 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That's kinda gay bro.

Hard cock. Now that's manly.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

What a sad man.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's all about the transitive property, if you have a sex with a girl, you are having sex with all the guys she had sex with, that's pretty gay.

On the other hand having sex with chad who slept with plenty of women, by the transitive property you are having sex with all those women. That straight as fuck.

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[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

phew i was sucking dicks left and right and i was worried i was gay. But since i dont have a gf...

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[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 51 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gay men.

Or exactly as much as you'd expect.

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[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

this is like that 4chan greentext about how you can’t watch porn if you’re a fragile straight because straight porn is gay since it has a naked guy and lesbian porn is gay because it’s actually gay

These people are morons but the ones at the top like him are psychotic. They’re purposely trying to get their “followers” isolated from anyone that may soften their views and talk sense into them. I’m sure Tate and similar “influencers” know tons of incel/mra/nofap/redpill/mde/etc types that buy into this shit soften their views considerably (and stop buying and watching shit) when they finally get a partner

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[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh god, I married a woman! How gay am I!?

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

Pretty fucking gay

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Andrew Tate is a very capable scammer. He says dumb shit like this such that he'll be shared, then he'll bring you into the sales funnel by first of all saying something that sounds very reasonable but aligns with his views in the background. This is just to get you listening and then slowly but surely he's going to radicalise you into the online manosphere.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget to renew your gay subscription

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"What else can I say? Everyone is gay!"

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago

Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No matter what this dude and people like him will never be happy.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago
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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

These people somehow take themselves seriously

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.

[–] Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.

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