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And that’s basically it!
Honestly, the only news I want to see are the headline and pictures of his death; violent or otherwise.
I bet his last words he speaks before flatlining is “Biden did this!”
nothing like useless complaints from a grandpa
Lemme tell you what’s wrong with your generation.
Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?
Besides, you don't pardon your food, you eat them.
Its a silly and harmless tradition. I wasnt aware of it's existence until the movie Free Birds.
They're being pardoned from being eaten
Yes it's silly but sometimes silly is good
The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.
This whole country is ridiculous.
All part of the political circus.
He pardoned Jan 6 traitors and George Santos but he won't let a stupid bird not be slaughtered?
He also got caught auto penning executive orders and they quickly took them back and had someone sign them so they weren't all identical.
I thought it was identical signatures. As in, not an autopen, but digital copy.
If an autopen is disqualifying e signatures certainly are since you do not even need the fairly complex and large autopen.
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/17/nx-s1-5330709/autopen-biden-pardon-void
Pardons don't even need to be signed, executive orders however do and even then their legal basis is very iffy.
first they came for the turkeys, but I did not speak out because I was not a turkey...
I think you’re a turkey.
Turkeys are such smart and beautiful creatures. They are so charismatic and loyal, too. Being called a turkey is the highest honor. They are also really fun at parties and very helpful and kind and wise.
Exactly.
I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.
How is this a news cycle?
It genuinely sounds so absurd that I'm starting to think that he maybe made a joke
Of course cock sucking is completely valid uwu
Aaahhh Cheeto, you always know how to ruin every even bby starting to bitch about Biden.
I am so happy that I do not live in your head, it must be so sad, so full of hate and anger.
How fucking petty is this turd?!
He’s such an asshole.
Right? What else could he possibly be celebrating with that but death? "Oh, these turkeys will not escape ME!" Uh, good for you, you Machiavellian shit stain.
Opening the door to cancelling pardons.
Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?
If Biden didn't say "No take backs", then pardons can definitely be canceled. That's what SCOTUS told me.
Everything said by this admin is always a declaration of guilt. So, in this context, the 1984-translated version is: "people use my Autopen all the time without my knowledge." Which also explains how when he attended that wrestling event back in the spring, he was also somehow signing and authorizing (whatever terrible thing it was at the time, it's hard to keep track of) at the White House that Stephen Miller I think angrily announced while touching dolls.
What is his obsession with “auto pen”?
On the bright side, banning the auto pen means he would have to sign hundreds of pardons by hand if he needed to, and I think he's just too lazy to do that.
Trying to cast doubt on anything Biden signed into law.
If he's successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.
Only a few months to go.
Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day
You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.
~~"People thought"~~
"People hoped"
I certainly did.
Well at least I can age the bottle of bubbly I got.
What an idiot. Next thing he’ll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.
Why is this news? Stop clogging up Lemmy with this bullshit distraction from the Epstein files. Who the hell is upvoting this non-story? I'm reporting this post.
... this is Not the Onion, not a serious news community.
I realize that but NotTheOnion is still a place for real news articles.
