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Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony (www.mediaite.com)
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[–] Skarklette@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

first they came for the turkeys, but I did not speak out because I was not a turkey...

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you’re a turkey.

[–] Skarklette@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turkeys are such smart and beautiful creatures. They are so charismatic and loyal, too. Being called a turkey is the highest honor. They are also really fun at parties and very helpful and kind and wise.