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Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?

Besides, you don't pardon your food, you eat them.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 days ago

Its a silly and harmless tradition. I wasnt aware of it's existence until the movie Free Birds.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago

They're being pardoned from being eaten

Yes it's silly but sometimes silly is good