Both are clean so what's the problem?
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The butt is the dirtiest part of the body so I usually just remove yesterdays towel from my ass and then insert today's towel right up there while shaking like a dog to air dry
Tag side = balls
Non tag side = face
It's not that hard lol
I always put the tag in the top left corner holding it up. Otherwise the same.
One side face and hair, other side body and crotch.
So, what is so holly with the female genitalia that they have to ask this question?
Their junk is a bigger hazard if anything. My penis ain't leaking blood or mucus most of the time.
Ladies, do you have a special towel to dry your ass crack?
I guess it's the whole internal vs. external thing
Umh...I usually take showers to get clean. So, when I´m done showering (read: when I have successfully finished the task of cleaning my whole body), I use a towel to dry my now clean body. Since my whole body is clean now, I do not distinct between single body parts, because, as previously mentioned, they are all equally clean now.
Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!
Butt toucher! Butt toucher!
This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.
But now your chest is less clean and you will end up re-dirtying the EXTRA CLEAN areas.
I can't tell if this is displaying correctly, so here's a couple links
https://br.omega.com/dilbert/images2/311a.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/fb/60/a4fb6088b0dd0bea28b594911417589d.gif
https://lemmy.zip/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbr.omega.com%2Fdilbert%2Fimages2%2F311a.jpg
First it redirects me (301) to a similar url but at images.lemmy.zip
Then the second url gives an internal server error (500).
The other links work.
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No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.
You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.
To avoid using the same are for my butthole before my face, I always use the left side of the towel on my upper body and the right side on my lower body. I always keep the left side on the left so I can keep track.
Towlie!!??!?
You just got out of a shower. If you washed well, what's it matter?
This is such an american question.
It's after a shower. At that point your balls should be as clean as your face, or you're doing it wrong.
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Wait, you guys don’t dip your balls in isopropyl?
I mean they’re clean AND dry afterwards…
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