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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The algorithm. It ruins everything.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (8 children)

What workers?

A "s__ worker"?

Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER

that felt necessary

[–] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bro chill out. You can't just go and say dirty words on the internet like that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas

or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 24 points 2 days ago

SAAS: Sex as a service

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

I'm not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I'm far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Only about 3 or 4 male-ish sounding names on here, so I guess Leo the Lion. But I refuse to wear the lion as anything other than a belt!

"German muscle woman"

[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lily the Fox

Ella the Wolf

Nellie the Pig

Grizzly Bear

Furry. Furry never changes.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago

I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The vast majority of the time it would take a couple of seconds to just uncensor the words. There's no need to keep the censorship, anyone here could easily do it.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

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[–] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago

Friends and roommates only, I guess

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Boppel@feddit.org 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

the gerties 💀

4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

*Gross Gertie

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can't all be 10s.

Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marry: German Muscle Woman

Fuck: Noseless Lou

Kill: Nellie the Pig

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I can respect it.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Built like a Pixar mum!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 16 points 2 days ago
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Holy shit, these are all amazing.

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

"The Chinless Wonder."

"Dog-faced Kitty."

"Fatty McDuff."

"Few Clothes Molly."

... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

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[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

slightly nsfw

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox

1800s furries?

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[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The Big Bonanza❓❗

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

The virgin eh?

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔

If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 days ago

Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

Three-tit Tillie?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

I needs me some of that Hambone Jane.

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