Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think
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What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?
This is as real as.... as other stuff that people is made up.
Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔
If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.
Lily the Fox
Ella the Wolf
Nellie the Pig
Grizzly Bear
Furry. Furry never changes.
Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.
I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:
slightly nsfw
Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?
What workers?
A "s__ worker"?
Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.
Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.
SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER
that felt necessary
Steel worker
we work hard, we play hard
There's a post?
I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas
or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)
SAAS: Sex as a service
I'm not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I'm far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find
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Three-tit Tillie?
...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?
Clubfoot I'm guessing
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I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know
Friends and roommates only, I guess
"German muscle woman"
Tit-bit, Fatty McDuff, lol
Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.
"The Chinless Wonder."
"Dog-faced Kitty."
"Fatty McDuff."
"Few Clothes Molly."
... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.
He wouldn't be President for another 70ish years.
Ah, good 'ole Lyndon "Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians" Johnson.
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Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox
1800s furries?
Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn't awaken inside of me.
And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it's too late for me to not be a furry.
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SEX
It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.
I downvote them. If enough people agree to do that then people will probably start making the tiny effort it takes to uncensor the memes.
I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.
That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.
I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.
If someone is somehow so inept that they can't uncensor a meme then they have so serious issues.
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I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.
$20 went a lot further back then.
Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town
The virgin eh?
What's the deal with Rotary Rosie?
She's a spinner.
... What?
She spins, like a top.
A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too
It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.
Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.
Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder
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