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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Holy shit, these are all amazing.

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

"The Chinless Wonder."

"Dog-faced Kitty."

"Fatty McDuff."

"Few Clothes Molly."

... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

He wouldn't be President for another 70ish years.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, good 'ole Lyndon "Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians" Johnson.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

It's a New Vegas reference.

He had a really long dick, hence the name.