Only about 3 or 4 male-ish sounding names on here, so I guess Leo the Lion. But I refuse to wear the lion as anything other than a belt!
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Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?
The algorithm. It ruins everything.
The image could be from somewhere else with shitty rules
What workers?
A "s__ worker"?
Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.
SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER
that felt necessary
Bro chill out. You can't just go and say dirty words on the internet like that.
I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas
or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)
SAAS: Sex as a service
Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.
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Lily the Fox
Ella the Wolf
Nellie the Pig
Grizzly Bear
Furry. Furry never changes.
How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!
What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?
They can't all be 10s.
Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman
Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.
Marry: German Muscle Woman
Fuck: Noseless Lou
Kill: Nellie the Pig
I can respect it.
"German muscle woman"
It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.
I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.
That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.
I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.
The vast majority of the time it would take a couple of seconds to just uncensor the words. There's no need to keep the censorship, anyone here could easily do it.
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Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think
I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know
Friends and roommates only, I guess
...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?
Clubfoot I'm guessing
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the gerties 💀
4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie
*Gross Gertie
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Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.
I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:
slightly nsfw
Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔
If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.
SEX
Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.
"The Chinless Wonder."
"Dog-faced Kitty."
"Fatty McDuff."
"Few Clothes Molly."
... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
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Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!
Built like a Pixar mum!
Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town
I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.
$20 went a lot further back then.
The virgin eh?
Three-tit Tillie?
This is as real as.... as other stuff that people is made up.
It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.
Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.
Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder
A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too
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