I shall enslave permit crab to have access to unlimited evil
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2025
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Can permit crab clarify what constitutes a bad thing?
The Purge
Are you meaning to tell me that I can only do ONE home invasion a day??? That is totally unreasonable.
Giving the launch codes to Marvin the Martian
You guys don’t need Internet today, right?
I was about to say this doesn't make sense, whose router is powered from a USB-C cable...
Then I remembered that I bought cables to go from USB-C to barrel jack so I could plug my modem and router into a single USB power block instead of their individual wall warts.
They make whole building lighting that runs off PoE. I've never seen it deployed, I don't know why one WOULD do such a thing, but it always makes my head spin when I remember it exists.
…I don't know why one WOULD do such a thing…
The biggest reason is that now you don’t have to pay electricians to run cables; you pay low voltage guys who are much cheaper and are probably already running g low voltage cable for network connectivity. In addition, each light can be addressable meaning you can have specific light fixtures do certain things.
Source: I’ve seen it deployed.
Interesting, seems like a big leap of faith for new builds but it makes sense if you assume you'll always have the building, and this technology will always be alive.
Some people set-up their mobile phones as temporarily-permanent hotspots.
And then there was this mobile hotspot that used USB.
Steal from the rich you say🤔
He said bad thing not good!
Reduce the number of rich, you say?
Bad for the rich, good for everyone else if I then deposit into public services like health care.
I already did. Your mum's a bad girl.
I can confirm OP's mum is a bad girl. She did 5 years in prison for armed robbery.
Welcome to Club Gonoherra, mate!
"🎵Clap on🎵 ... That's it, you have the clap."
Thanks, although I prefer to do good things.
Crab for breakfast?
What if I already did one (1) bad thing today?
-9,223,372,036,854,775,808 bad things to do remaining
You come too late, crab. I'm already on my fifth.
Better refresh the page a couple of times then!
Heck
Can I keep it for tomorrow? I got something I wanna do.
I made crab salad
I pity the fool that don’t like rock sculptures!
Why on a weekend... I want to use it at work
Poisoned the soups at a landlord convention.
Now to choose what bad thing I'll do 🤔
I already did half of that. Just had two big portions of pandoro (an Italian sweet bread) and now I'm going out di drink se few beers.
A pandoro & peroni kinda day, eh?
Yup
Eat horrible food, thanks!