Cross-posted from "When they get the bill too" by @Lydia_K@lemmy.world in !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Especially if he charges them well
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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What color is a green ground screw?
He does seem well grounded, though
A little short, maybe.
But ohm my god, he's amped.
Wire you blowing a fuse ?
Order of operations here is a bit off.
I'm sure they'll be fired up.