A reanimated body couldn't be worse at governing than our current administration.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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Zombie Washington probably wouldn't/ couldn't rape children, so yes. I'll give it to you.
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"Dearest Zombie Martha: Winter at Valley Forge is exceedingly desperate. The harsh wind whistles through the men's exposed rib cages, and our supply of brains is running low."
That's probably America's greatest defence against zombies. Any outbreak will starve to death in short order.
Well, that and any zombie who eats one of us will likely get taken down by a combination of measles, mumps, chicken pox, COVID, and high cholesterol as well.
North Korea does something similar. America needs to get over the founding fathers and progress as a country.
They actually ignore history and background behind the founding of their country and how it isn't so grandiose.
But, the propaganda is so ingrained, it's literally tied to their personalities. And then they force it on every social platforms (because they own major platforms) and pretend their patriotism is different from the ones in North Korea and China.
It's SAD
Definitely no cult of personality there™
He missed the opportunity to leave a standing order to kill any president that ordered illegal orders.
That's the Sandy Petersen of DOOM fame. Wicked.
Zombie game featuring Washington when?
Cripes. Wait until the demented rapist hears that. New EO incoming.
Oh God, we put the enemy in charge of our own military, our brains are doomed
Oh, look. Sandy's being charming instead of the hateful bile-spewing walrus he usually is.
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A Tweet by Sandy Petersen @#SandyofCthulhu
Whenever the US Army has created a new higher rank, George Washington is promoted to it, and if he isn't the first, his promotion is postdated so that he has seniority. So when we instigated the rank of 3 star officers in the Civil War for Grant & Farragut, and the rank of 4 star general in WW1 for Pershing, George got to be that rank too.
This means George Washington is always the highest ranked soldier, senior to every other officer. This means in the zombie apocalypse, he will be in charge.
[A photo of George Washington, edited so he has blood stains around the neck, a partly-healed wound on his forehead with the stains of blood dripping down from it, and unnatural eyes, so he appears as a zombie.]
We should just make a 10 Star Ultra General rank just for him so we don't have to keep upping it every time. That should buy plenty of breathing room.