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A reanimated body couldn't be worse at governing than our current administration.
I'm not sure that replacing a racist with a literal enslaver would be much of an improvement.
Zombie Washington probably wouldn't/ couldn't rape children, so yes. I'll give it to you.
Pretty sure Washington oversaw the rape of many many slaves, assuming he didn't participate himself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_and_slavery#Interracial_sexual_relations
Your phrasing there is intentionally misleading.
The wiki you link discusses 20 people of obviously mixed race, with half? of those likely parentages seeming coercive. 'Many many' sounds like dozens.
I guess you mean that the number is rapes likely far exceeds the number of people conceived from rapes? The wiki also mentions guests expecting sexual gratification from slaves, but not whether or not those expectations were met. "Overseeing" any activity, kind of implies you're managing said activity, seeing it through to it's completion. Looking the other way would certainly be complicit, but it's not the same thing as commanding and ensuring those rapes happened.
Also, I set the bar intentionally low for zombie Washington. Child rape was the bar. There's no amount of revision of American history that has lowered Washington to Trump levels of evil yet. And I further wrote couldn't rape kids with the expectation that zombie dicks probably fall off.
So anyway, zombie Washington still gets my vote over Trump.