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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
I was just in a literal CVS an hour ago and they have a sign on the receipt printer that says "please don't grab receipt until it is done printing." It's like, shouldn't the fact that you had to write a sign like that be an indicator that you're printing out too much shit?
At this point it is expected though. Imagine CVS would start and not print these anymore. There'd be petitions and demonstrations to get it back.
Yeah but clearly corporate knows that wasting paper and your time is better, we're the problem to them.
Don't stand in the way of their money. Hand it over!
QA strikes again
Input sanitization is important, y'all
And setting upperbound limits on input length. Because if you expose it to users, it's not a matter of if some joker will insist on entering precisely 4,294,967,297 bytes of random data into it to see if they can crash your shit, it's a matter of when.
"Fk it. Here's the entire Qur'an."
Hilarious!
What I think is funny is every time this gets reposted, people start talking about food orders when it's obviously* a Canadian weed dispensary.
This was 100% bound to happen.
*To Canucks who stopped buying all of their weed from Steve.
55 burgers 🍔
55 fries 🍟
55 tacos 🌮
55 pies 🥧
55 cokes 🥤
100 tater tots 🥔
100 pizzas 🍕
100 tenders 🐓
100 meatballs ☄️
100 coffees ☕️
55 wings 🍗
55 shakes 🧋
55 pancakes 🥞
55 Pastas 🍝
55 Peppers 🌶️
155 taters 🥔
10 print “Hello, world!”
20 goto 10
The most perfect code ever written
DO
BEEP
LOOP
really got on my mom's nerves when I was a kid 😼
You are the one
Lol, I forgot about little Bobby Tables.
i shouldn't have laughed this hard. reminds me of the time we got a substitute for computer class who didn't know anything about computers. after 45min. of her typing into word she asked the class what the shortcut for quicksaving was. my friend who loves to clown answered "alt+f4". needless to say she wasn't happy with the result...
good times
thinking about it... that was a real dick move
edit: it unlikely that it was word - see answer by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
X doubt.
Word always asks you if you want to save before closing.
it happened.
however now that you say it i don't actually know if it was word and you are right it probably wasn't. her screen was of course not turned to us, so my brain just assumed it was word and twisted the story.
the story is true non the less. she was really pissed at him.
Bound check all data input, folks.
Ideally during input and on the API request.
if (str_contains($order['comment'],'Shrek')) {
die('ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!');
}
Try to make sure the "choose a password" field allows fewer chars than the "enter your password" field.
I hope the prankster typed all that out with his thumbs. No copy paste allowed.
Should have instituted a char limit, that'll teach you!
I tried to contact a company the other day about something with a complex back story of cobtext the other day, and their website contact us form had a 200 character limit. I pretty much just had to type "please email me so I can email back why I'm contacting you".
Definitely wouldn't use the dev console to try bypassing the limit.
That would be unethical.
Lol I tried that but they had backend validation 😅